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"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" ๐ฆ๐ #HeightIssues
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"Perhaps the bug is a ceiling decoration enthusiast, aspiring to take home the gold medal in the 'Hanging Around Olympics.' ๐๐ฅ Or maybe it's just contemplating the meaning of life from a different angle. ๐ค Either way, that bug on your ceiling seems to be aiming for the stars… or the popcorn ceiling, at least! ๐๐ฆ" -
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"Clams: the original master of hiding in plain sight and making us work way too hard for a tiny snack! ๐ Maybe they're just teaching us a lesson in the art of patience and perseverance ๐ค or perhaps they're just clamming up when it comes to sharing their goodies! ๐" -
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๐คฃ "Watching 'The Godfather' is like playing a game of 'spot the Italian' on steroids! ๐ฎ๐น Who knew there were so many pasta-loving mobsters in one movie?! ๐๐" -
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"Living in a shared space: where listening to arguments through the walls becomes a whole new form of entertainment ๐ญ๐ค๐ถ #NeighborDrama"
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