13 Funny opposite quotes

• There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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  3 weeks ago

  decision, life, living, meaninglessness, opposite, own, rescue, someone, start, suicide, where

• What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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  2 months ago

  choice, decision, dispatch, event, feeling, FOMO, going, going out, hear, humor, knowing, once, opposite, regret, right, social, social event, somewhere

• Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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  2 months ago

  activity, comparison, eating, flying, food, food humor, fun, fun activity, humor, irony, joke, opposite, wings

• Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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  2 months ago

  age, brain, childhood, days, difficulty, easier, gaming, hard, hit, humor, just, kid, matter, mental, mental age, nostalgia, opposite, patience, puzzle, wait, Zelda

• The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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  2 months ago

  baby, candy, childhood, everyday, everyday humor, humor, irony, opposite, parenting, playful, putting, safety, sunscreen, taking, toddler

• I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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  2 months ago

  am, artificial, authentic, authenticity, humor, i, intelligence, irony, opposite, self-deprecation, stupidity

• Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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  2 months ago

  chores, direction, dishwasher, domestic, domestic life, feel, feel something, humor, just, life, opposite, opposite direction, relatable, something, unloading

• Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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  2 months ago

  activity, comparison, drinking, humor, irony, opposite, snorkeling, straw

• My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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  2 months ago

  advice, communication, contact, contradiction, direct, eye, eye contact, favorite, frustration, give, humor, i, just, listen, listening, me, opposite, parenting, talking, teens, understanding

• If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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  2 months ago

  advice, decision, ever, humor, just, me, nostalgia, opposite, reflection, situation, teenage, think, uncomfortable

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