Funny quotes opposite

Funny opposite quotes

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025