13 Funny others quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

  Commentary:
  Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝

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  1 week ago

  Share →: “PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

  Commentary:
  Looks like it's time to let the others handle the chaos while I initiate Operation Vanish! 🚀😎 #PreparedToRelax

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, shake what your mama gave you! 🍋💃😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

  …

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

  Commentary:
  "Financial goal: Wallet of wonder, where blessings overflow like a leaky faucet! 💸🤲😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

  Commentary:
  "Rain: nature's ultimate party crasher 🌧️☔ Some scramble for cover, while others do a happy rain dance! 💃😄 Who knew water falling from the sky could be so polarizing? 🤷‍♂️🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic struggle of trying to read lips that seem to have a mind of their own on screen! 📽️😂 Who knew a few milliseconds could drive us to the brink of self-inflicted popcorn throwing? Stay strong, brave subtitle warrior!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's laying down the law with some 'Golden Rule' vibes! 😂 Watch out, folks – pick your battles wisely, or you might just end up on the receiving end of karma! 🤷‍♂️ #TreatOthersAsYouWantToBeTreated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal debate of who's naughty and who's nice! 🤔 Let's face it, we're all a bit mischievous at heart, but some just have a black belt in cheekiness! 😈🌟"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

  Commentary:
  🧐 Ah, the moment of realization that not everyone sees the world through the lens of binary code and green cascading characters – a Matrix-grade plot twist in real life! 🕶️💻 Who knew dodging bullets and defying gravity was part of the everyday grind for some of us? 😉 Welcome to the reality where red pills are usually just cold and flu medication! 🌐🚫 #MatrixRealizations

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