20 Funny others quotes

• I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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  5 hours ago

  am, ask, communication, function, hate, humor, i, interaction, introvert, me, much, others, people, personality, quiet, rude, rudeness, social, social interaction, talk, talking, why

• Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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  1 day ago

  call, dating, humor, love, others, relationship, romance, ruin, schedule, schedules, sleep, sleep schedule

• What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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  1 day ago

  advice, babe, communication, give, humor, irony, others, own, relationship, sarcasm, wrong

• Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.

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  6 days ago

  being, book, emotional, emotional experience, experience, fiction, fictional, heartbreak, means, others, pain, reader, recommendation

• My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

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  2 weeks ago

  bet, humor, less, lose, loss, new, New Year’s resolution, others, presumption, resolution, rude, rudeness, sarcasm, weight, weight loss, year’s, yours

• I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, bless, blessing, financial, financial stability, generosity, God, humor, i, money, others, pocket, pockets, stability, stable, wealth

• First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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  2 months ago

  activity, couple, crime, criminal, criminal history, date, date idea, first date, history, humor, idea, joke, others, relationship, search, together

• Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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  2 months ago

  arm, arm wrestling, bonding, contact, eye, eye contact, eyes, hands, hold, humor, invention, male, male bonding, men, others, playful, romance, wrestling

• “PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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  2 months ago

  absence, humor, joke, leave, office, others, prepare, PTO, workplace

• Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, dance, dancing, humor, others, reciprocity, social, social behavior, twerk

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