32 Funny parody quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

  Commentary:
  I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

  Commentary:
  Prepare the earplugs, folks, because tomorrow's karaoke night is going to be a "Yoko Ono hits high note" special! 🎤😂🎶

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  6 days ago

  Share →: “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

  Commentary:
  When you try to out-narrate the AI squad with some good old-fashioned dialectical materialism 🤓📚💥

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

  Commentary:
  Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

  Commentary:
  Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙‍♂️💨😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

  Commentary:
  When you can't find your keys and consider hiring a magician instead of searching again. 🧙‍♂️🔮🔑

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  1 week ago

  Share →: People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

  Commentary:
  Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

  Commentary:
  "It's all a matter of whether you packed a raincoat or a helmet! 🌧️😅🏋️‍♂️"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

  Commentary:
  When a Disney princess takes an MBA: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the richest of them all?" 🍎💰👑

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

  Commentary:
  "Next thing you know, my toaster will ask for a personality test before making breakfast! 🍞🤖😂"

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