1112 Funny people quotes

• Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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  3 weeks ago

  access, humor, internet, people, read-only, restriction, should, technology

• People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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  3 weeks ago

  annoyance, blind, blinds, closed, flight, humor, hurt, leave, passenger, people, plane, ride, travel

• What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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  3 weeks ago

  better, confidence, else, everyone, full, humor, insecure, insecurity, paradox, people, personality, personality trait, room, same, self-esteem, situation, social, social situation, super, think, time, trait, walk

• There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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  3 weeks ago

  colour, creatures, difference, different, fan, fans, favourite, favourite colour, humour, people, personality, purple, purple fan, things

• You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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  3 weeks ago

  confused, confusion, dog, feel, funny observation, head, head tilt, humor, i, know, looks, observation, people, sound, strange, talking, tilt

• People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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  3 weeks ago

  engagement, humor, internet, likes, max, media, people, persistence, secret, social, social media, still, time, tweet

• A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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  3 weeks ago

  cut, decision, friend, humor, i, informed, life, mine, people, person, toxic, toxic person

• Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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  3 weeks ago

  absolutely, behavior, empathy, everyone, interaction, irony, kindest, kindness, kindness paradox, mean, meanness, paradox, people, reason, social, social interaction, why

• I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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  3 weeks ago

  hate, home, i, job, jobs, me, much, once, people, quitting, vlog, watch, wish, wishing, work

• Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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  3 weeks ago

  age, childhood, computer, computer lab, going, humor, lab, memory, nostalgia, people, remember, school, technology

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