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Texting in the comfort of the bare essentials—keeping it cheekily confidential! 😂📱🤫
995 Funny people quotes
People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.
I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.
My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?
People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.
If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.
Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?
Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.
Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.
