25 Funny personal growth quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your inner wisdom, for age might just make you less of a doofus 🤓👴🤪 #GrownAndDumber"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'just be yourself' advice – because apparently, being a chaotic bundle of contradictions is exactly what the world needs more of! 🙃 Embrace the quirky, slightly off-kilter charm of being YOU – it's not for everyone, but hey, who wants to be just like everyone else anyway? 😉✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

  Commentary:
  "Being the bigger person shouldn't mean you have to swallow disrespect like a bitter pill 🙅‍♂️ Stand tall and don't let anyone shrink your worth, unless you're getting paid to act in a movie about honeybees 🐝🎥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

  Commentary:
  "Self-care? More like spell-care! ⚡️✨ Who needs face masks when you've got magic wands? 🔮💁‍♂️ Time to add some abracadabra to that morning routine! ✨💫 #PrioritiesShifted"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a man when meds can provide all the support and comfort you need? 💊🙌 Sorry fellas, looks like pills are the new love language! 😂 #MedicineOverMen"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing full-on self-absorption: the ultimate defense against the annoying flaws of humanity. Who needs other people's drama when you've got your own fabulous self to focus on? 💁‍♂️💅 #SelfLoveGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

  Commentary:
  "Therapy – where even your brain gets a professional reality check 🧠🚶‍♂️ 'Ohhh, so that's how you've been rolling all this time?'" 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect blend of wisdom and chaos 🚂💥 Who needs a life coach when you can just hang out with these 'train wreck experts' for some entertaining life lessons? 🤪🤷‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

  Commentary:
  "Don't stress over your mishaps, just shift the blame to those sneaky planets! Who knew Mercury's retrograde could be so impactful? 🌌😂 Embrace astrology and watch your responsibilities align with the stars! ⭐️🪐 #BlameThePlanets"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: in a shocking turn of events, our beloved people pleaser has declared independence! 🎉 Brace yourselves, folks, change is coming! 🙌 This is a developing story, stay tuned for more updates on the quest for self-care and boundaries! 🚀 #NewEraBegins"

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