25 Funny personal space quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, the universe didn't get my memo 😂🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️📄 #PersonalSpaceMission"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

  Commentary:
  "🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, my bed still recognizes me as its rightful owner after my vacation. 🛏️🙌😴 #HomeSweetBed"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely, imagine the freedom of stepping outside and not feeling like a celebrity on paparazzi patrol! 😆🌳✨ Maybe one day, we'll have secret undercover outdoor zones where privacy is king. Until then, just embrace the urban jungle and practice your best "I'm totally normal" face! 😎🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

  Commentary:
  "Enjoying that sweet, sweet tranquility of minding your own business like a pro 🕶️✌️ Who needs drama when you've got your own little bubble of peace and quiet? 🤫 #MindYourOwnBeeswax"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the bliss of starfishing in bed without a care in the world? 🌟😴 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you've got the entire bed for your own personal sprawling adventures? 😂 #BedHogLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a scent that says 'alone is where the heart is!' 😂🕵️‍♂️🌿 #IntrovertVibes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your opinions are not my business.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, I see we've entered the realm of 'Opinions R Us' where the only currency accepted is self-righteousness! 💁‍♂️💼✋ Just remember, my friend, opinions are like smartphones – everyone's got one, but they might not be as smart as they think! 📱😜 #OpinionsGalore"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Sex is cool and all, but have you ever sprawled out like a starfish on a king size bed? 🛏️ No pillows stealing, no duvet wars, just you and all that glorious space! 😂 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have a bed fit for royalty, am I right?"

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