23 Funny picture quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's the secret! Every 'nice pic ' comes with a hidden 'thanks, ex!' #TeamEffort "

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's like, "Hey, camera-shy, speak or forever hold your peace!" Don't miss out on your chance for a celebrity encounter just because you've gone into stealth mode!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this man has a habit of spreading hearts around like confetti at a party. Maybe he needs a lesson in proper heart storage – clearly, he's just not framing them right!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from the big picture can be like switching from an IMAX movie to a flipbook! Sometimes you just need to zoom in and appreciate the little quirks of life. Who knew there could be such a thing as 'picture overload'? #SmallButMighty"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 'Beware of Dog' sign when you can have a 'Beware of Empty Wallet' sign instead? #MoneyMatters"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Earth needed to work on its selfie game… Or maybe it was just having a bad hair day #ToughCrowd #BooedByTheAliens"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

  Commentary:
  "Girls taking bubble bath leg pics and asking 'guess where I am'? Last time I checked, library vibes don't include sipping bubbly and soaking in suds! #BookwormsBathtime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Santa's lap isn't just for kids anymore! Time flies when you're having fun, or maybe when you're on the naughty list… #SantaSelfies #WhereDidTheTimeGo"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

  Commentary:
  "Attempting to shift a picture in Word – the real-life struggle of every aspiring Picasso! Who knew such a simple task could result in a career gap? #WordWoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"

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