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Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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Going viral on Telegram:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Just landed via Instagram:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Going viral on Messenger:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Just shared via Twitch:

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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30 shares on Telegram this month:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Twitch:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Freshly posted on X:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Just landed via Instagram:

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

Going viral on Facebook:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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