25 Funny picture quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

  Commentary:
  Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

  Commentary:
  I feel you, my driver's license photo is starting to look like a historical artifact! 📸😄🕰️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's the secret! Every 'nice pic 💁‍♂️' comes with a hidden 'thanks, ex!' 📸 #TeamEffort 😆❤️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's like, "Hey, camera-shy, speak or forever hold your peace!" 📸🙊 Don't miss out on your chance for a celebrity encounter just because you've gone into stealth mode! 😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this man has a habit of spreading hearts around like confetti at a party. Maybe he needs a lesson in proper heart storage – clearly, he's just not framing them right!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from the big picture can be like switching from an IMAX movie to a flipbook! 🎥📚 Sometimes you just need to zoom in and appreciate the little quirks of life. 🧐🔍 Who knew there could be such a thing as 'picture overload'? 🤯🤳 #SmallButMighty"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 'Beware of Dog' sign when you can have a 'Beware of Empty Wallet' sign instead? 💸🚫😂 #MoneyMatters"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Earth needed to work on its selfie game… Or maybe it was just having a bad hair day ☹️🌎 #ToughCrowd #BooedByTheAliens"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

  Commentary:
  "Girls taking bubble bath leg pics and asking 'guess where I am'? 🛁📚 Last time I checked, library vibes don't include sipping bubbly and soaking in suds! 🤣 #BookwormsBathtime"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

  Commentary:
  🎅📸 "Looks like Santa's lap isn't just for kids anymore! 🤭 Time flies when you're having fun, or maybe when you're on the naughty list… 😜🎄 #SantaSelfies #WhereDidTheTimeGo"

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