I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away. Posted on2 days ago
Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed. Posted on3 days ago
Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library? Posted on3 days ago
Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year. Posted on4 days ago
I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues. Posted on4 days ago
Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context. Posted on5 days ago
Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break. Posted on5 days ago
If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then. Posted on5 days ago
Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her. Posted on5 days ago
Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage. Posted on5 days ago
My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother? Posted on6 days ago
Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance. Posted on1 week ago
I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture. Posted on1 week ago
I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask. Posted on2 weeks ago