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11 Funny pissed quotes

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I'm going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025