18 Funny pissed quotes

• My doctor told me I should try anger management classes, and I’m still really pissed at him about it.

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  4 weeks ago

  anger, anger management, class, doctor, frustration, humor, i, management, me, pissed, should, still, told, try

• Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

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  4 weeks ago

  anger, better, cleaning, frustration, humor, motivation, nobody, pissed, somebody

• Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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  4 weeks ago

  bathroom, bed, bed to bathroom, brushing, chore, daily, daily task, day, effort, feels, frustration, getting, harder, humor, just, night, nighttime, nighttime routine, pissed, routine, task, teeth, thinking, tooth, tooth brushing, walking, working

• Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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  1 month ago

  anger, better, cleaning, frustration, household, humor, motivation, nobody, pissed, productivity, someone

• I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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  1 month ago

  end, get it together, going, humor, i, irony, pissed, real, shit, together, world

• Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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  1 month ago

  conflict, expectations, extrovert, introvert, personality, pissed, plans, self, social, too

• I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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  1 month ago

  attendees, band, barenaked, Barenaked Lady, before, bet, concerts, disappointment, expectations, humor, i, lady, lot, music, pissed, popularity

• My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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  1 month ago

  frustration, gift, holiday, humor, husband, i, marriage, me, pissed, prank, put, remote, tree, under

• If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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  1 month ago

  being, bladder, feel, frustration, great, health, humor, hydrated, hydration, irony, pissed, thing

• Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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  1 month ago

  2, advice, date, hr, humor, never, office, partner, pissed, reasons, relationship, super, work

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