16 Funny pissed quotes — Wordgag ツ

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Morning, me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

1 month ago1 month ago

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

2 months ago2 months ago

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

4 months ago4 months ago

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Jan 27, 2025

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Jan 27, 2025

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Jan 26, 2025

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Jan 26, 2025

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Jan 26, 2025

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Jan 25, 2025

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Jan 24, 2025

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Jan 23, 2025

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Jan 22, 2025

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Jan 21, 2025