Funny quotes pissed

11 Funny pissed quotes

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

2 months ago

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

3 months ago

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

3 months ago

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

3 months ago

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

3 months ago

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

3 months ago

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

3 months ago

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

3 months ago

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

3 months ago

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

3 months ago

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

3 months ago