Funny played quotes — Wordgag ツ

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

2 months ago2 months ago

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

2 months ago2 months ago

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

2 months ago2 months ago

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

2 months ago2 months ago

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

4 months ago4 months ago

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Jan 28, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Jan 20, 2025

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Jan 20, 2025