Funny policy quotes

• Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

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  1 week ago

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• “Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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  1 week ago

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• If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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  1 week ago

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• Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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  2 weeks ago

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• People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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  2 weeks ago

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• If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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  3 weeks ago

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