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Funny policy quotes

Needlenose in HR says we can't use nicknames anymore.

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
My boss doesn't want dogs in the office. But he didn't say anything about alpacas.

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025