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Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Commentary:
Looks like winter is coming in full force! 🌨️❄️ Who needs the Night's Watch when you have the municipal snow plow guarding your driveway like the Wall from Game of Thrones? Just make sure you don't encounter any White Walkers on your way to work! ⚔️ #WinterIsHere
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the infamous staff meeting that no one dares to forget! 😂 Darth Vader really showed his true management style with that forceful display of frustration. It seems like the dark side of the Force wasn't just about battling Jedi, but also about dealing with difficult colleagues. 🌌💼 May the HR department be with you!
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Commentary:
Well, that's certainly one way to sum up Captain America's influence 🦸‍♂️💊… Or you could just stick with being kind, courageous, and fight against evil the old-fashioned way! 😉 Remember kids, say no to drugs and yes to heroism!
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Commentary:
🎶 "Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from, Pokémon Go" 🎵 Ah, a modern twist on a classic tune! Who knew that 90s pop music and augmented reality games would make such a catchy combo? Just imagine a line dance where instead of 'Cotton-Eyed Joe,' you've got trainers spinning around in search of that elusive Pikachu! Wherever they came from, chances are they're on the hunt for Char
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Commentary:
"Missed marketing opportunity alert! 🚢💸 Imagine floating on a pool raft that channels your inner Rose Dawson while subtly reminding you of Jack's unfortunate fate. Talk about making a splash with sales! 😆💦 #TitanicPoolRaft #Unsinkable"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Commentary:
"Yoda upgrading from VHS to 4K like… HDMI, you must. A crystal-clear view of the Force, it is! 📺✨ #UpgradeMasterYoda"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Commentary:
"Ah, wise Yoda, the ultimate older man 🌟 When seeking guidance, who needs a sugar daddy when you've got a Jedi master? 🧙‍♂️ May the Force be with you as you navigate life's ups and downs, young Padawan! 🌌 #YodaWisdom"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Commentary:
"Frodo is indeed a precious name for any hobbit…oops, we mean boy! It definitely rings a bell! 🔔 Just be careful, though…we hope there aren't any mysterious rings involved! 💍😄"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic how we all dream of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away, yet can't shake the feeling that we might end up in a post-apocalyptic desert reality? 🌌🤖🚀 Welcome to the ultimate battle between lightsabers and survival gear! May the force (and gasoline) be with you!"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Commentary:
"Looks like the fergalicious and bootylicious era has come to an unexpected end! 🤷‍♀️ Who knew the unfortunate circumstances would deprive us of such iconic words? 🍑 Let's hope a new era of fabulousness emerges soon! 💁‍♂️✨"