Funny posture quotes

• Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

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  1 day ago

  bad, body, flexibility, humor, inner, joke, posture, pretzel, self-deprecation

• Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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  1 day ago

  addicted, addiction, bad, bad posture, body, body health, comfort, comfortable, give, health, humor, posture, scoliosis, why, yourself

• Your 20s should be spent nervously sitting on the edge of the bed with rigid posture.

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  2 weeks ago

  20s, bed, edge, nervousness, posture, should, sitting, spent, twenty

• If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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  2 months ago

  back, banana, humor, insult, mess, motivation, posture, reminder

• Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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  2 months ago

  alone, beer, drinking, humor, posture, relaxation, terrible

• It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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  2 months ago

  bet, humor, i, leg, magic, post, posture, reading, top

• My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  2 months ago

  brain, concern, dehydration, due, favorite, game, guessing, headache, health, health concern, humor, lack, malnutrition, medical, medical humor, migraine, poor, posture, sleep, stress

• Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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  2 months ago

  debt, enjoy, frustration, hope, humor, i, identity, left, me, new, password, posture, steal, stealing, technology, terrible, think

• Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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  2 months ago

  addicted, addiction, bad, bad posture, body, body position, comfortable, humor, position, posture, shrimp, sit, sitting, why

• “Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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  3 months ago

  always, back, back pain, chair, humor, hurt, i, irony, never, pain, posture, say, self-awareness, sitting

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