14 Funny prediction quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

  Commentary:
  Looks like the Mayans left us a note in their calendar like, "Seriously guys, don't go beyond 2012 – we've got things planned after that!" 📆🙈 Oh well, we clearly missed the memo! Whoops! 😅🌎 #MayaOops

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, contemplating the future by revisiting the past 🎥🔮 Who knew a movie could serve as a crystal ball for our current reality? Time to take notes from Idiocracy on how to navigate our own comedic chaos! 🤪💡"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

  Commentary:
  First caveman to see fire: "Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs" 🔥👀 *stomps it out* "and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that." 😂🦴 #NotAFanOfInnovation

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

  Commentary:
  "Horoscope: This week, the universe seems to think you're Dracula in disguise – don't be surprised if you find yourself involuntarily donating blood 🦇💉 #UnexpectedlyGenerous #VampireVibes"

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