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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

2 weeks ago

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

3 months ago

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

3 months ago

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

3 months ago

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

3 months ago

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

3 months ago

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

3 months ago

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

3 months ago

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

3 months ago

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

3 months ago