17 Funny pull quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a frosty disappointment! ❄️ Guess that winter coat really left you out in the cold… financially! 💸 Maybe next time try hiding some cash in your winter boots instead? 👢 #ColdHardCash"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of push and pull! It's like trying to navigate your way through a door marked 'Pull' when you're pushing with all your might 🤦‍♂️. But hey, at least now you have the key to unlocking life's mysteries – just remember to use the right word at the right time! 🚪🔑 #WordPlay #PushAndPull"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅‍♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁‍♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic struggle of push vs. pull strikes again! 🚪😆 Who needs logic when you can just keep testing your own door-opening prowess, right? Keep the comedy gold coming, my friend! 🤣 #DoorDilemmas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Leave the smokey eye to the pros or risk entering the ring with McGregor. 🥊👀 #EyeMakeupGoneWrong"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

  Commentary:
  Oh, those sneaky small cars playing hide-and-seek with parking spots! 🚗🤔 Don't be fooled by their innocent size, they're just waiting to reveal their true form the moment you approach. It's like a magician's trick gone wrong in the world of parking! 🎩✨ #ParkingProblems

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

  Commentary:
  No worries, better to be fashionably late than blindly following what doors are saying! 🤣🚪 Next time, just make sure to consult with the windows too! 😉

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