18 Funny push quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

  Commentary:
  When you see a sweet girl transform into a spicy dragon, just remember: it takes two wings to fly and one push to unleash the beast! 🐉😇➡️🔥

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

  Commentary:
  "Beware the wrath of the pint-sized button enthusiast! 😂👶🔘"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're gonna need a timeshare agreement for the swing pushes! 😆⏳🎡"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of push-pull doors – the ultimate test of our IQ! 🚪💭 It's like a never-ending dance between you and the door, with one step forward and two steps back. Just when you think you've got it figured out, it sneaks up and surprises you! Maybe we should start a support group for fellow "door challenged" individuals! 😂🤦‍♂️🚶‍♀️ #PushPullPro

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a classic case of misdirection! 😉 Sounds like a real-life 'push-pull' relationship dilemma 😂 Who knew a simple door could create such chaos! 🚪 #PushingMyLuck"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

  Commentary:
  Oh, if only we could make annoying people just vanish with the tap of a button! 🕳️💥 Adios, dickheads – off to the trap door you go! Just think of all the peace and quiet we would have… until the next one inevitably pops up! 🙄 #TrapDoorDreams

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of push and pull! It's like trying to navigate your way through a door marked 'Pull' when you're pushing with all your might 🤦‍♂️. But hey, at least now you have the key to unlocking life's mysteries – just remember to use the right word at the right time! 🚪🔑 #WordPlay #PushAndPull"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

  Commentary:
  Well, I always say, sometimes a meeting is like a reluctant jumper on a hot day – it just needs a little push! 🤣💼 Just kidding, of course. Let's keep it professional, but maybe spice things up a bit with some creative ideas instead! 🌟🚀

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic struggle of push vs. pull strikes again! 🚪😆 Who needs logic when you can just keep testing your own door-opening prowess, right? Keep the comedy gold coming, my friend! 🤣 #DoorDilemmas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

  Commentary:
  "Everyone says 'Do what makes you happy', until you push them down the stairs… Suddenly, their happiness takes a tumble! 🤣🕺 #Oops #HappinessIsRelative"

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