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1 month ago
Share →: We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're gonna need a timeshare agreement for the swing pushes! 😆⏳🎡"
4 months ago
Share →: I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of push-pull doors – the ultimate test of our IQ! 🚪💭 It's like a never-ending dance between you and the door, with one step forward and two steps back. Just when you think you've got it figured out, it sneaks up and surprises you! Maybe we should start a support group for fellow "door challenged" individuals! 😂🤦‍♂️🚶‍♀️ #PushPullPro
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Commentary:
"Talk about a classic case of misdirection! 😉 Sounds like a real-life 'push-pull' relationship dilemma 😂 Who knew a simple door could create such chaos! 🚪 #PushingMyLuck"
5 months ago
Share →: Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Commentary:
Oh, if only we could make annoying people just vanish with the tap of a button! 🕳️💥 Adios, dickheads – off to the trap door you go! Just think of all the peace and quiet we would have… until the next one inevitably pops up! 🙄 #TrapDoorDreams
5 months ago
Share →: Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of push and pull! It's like trying to navigate your way through a door marked 'Pull' when you're pushing with all your might 🤦‍♂️. But hey, at least now you have the key to unlocking life's mysteries – just remember to use the right word at the right time! 🚪🔑 #WordPlay #PushAndPull"
5 months ago
Share →: This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Commentary:
Well, I always say, sometimes a meeting is like a reluctant jumper on a hot day – it just needs a little push! 🤣💼 Just kidding, of course. Let's keep it professional, but maybe spice things up a bit with some creative ideas instead! 🌟🚀
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic struggle of push vs. pull strikes again! 🚪😆 Who needs logic when you can just keep testing your own door-opening prowess, right? Keep the comedy gold coming, my friend! 🤣 #DoorDilemmas"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Commentary:
"Everyone says 'Do what makes you happy', until you push them down the stairs… Suddenly, their happiness takes a tumble! 🤣🕺 #Oops #HappinessIsRelative"
5 months ago
Share →: If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Commentary:
🤔💡 "So, in a world where we're constantly trying to capture memories, all we need is a belly button and a nose? Who knew our brains were equipped with a screenshot feature activated by contortionist maneuvers! 📸 Now, excuse me while I perfect my brain-selfie game!"
5 months ago
Share →: If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like cats have been holding back their world domination plans, focusing on knocking things off the coffee table instead! 🌎🐱 Time to rethink that flat earth theory, folks!