25 Funny push quotes

• They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

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  3 days ago

  actually, awareness, before, build, cart, etiquette, food, grocery, grocery store, humor, know, least, people, push, sarcasm, shopper, shopping, shopping etiquette, should, spatial, spatial awareness, store

• You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

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  2 weeks ago

  around, cart, guy, guys, humor, nostalgia, push, push cart, railroad, railroad track, seesaw, track, transportation, travel

• Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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  3 weeks ago

  absolutely, after, delay, humor, management, meeting, never, new, next, procrastination, push, sarcasm, scheduling, time, time management, year, yes

• When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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  3 weeks ago

  16, again, button, buttons, emotional, emotional trigger, family, feeling, feeling old, humor, i, just, lose, nostalgia, old, parent, parents, push, shit, teenager, trigger, visit

• If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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  2 months ago

  dance, drinking, home, humor, me, music, nightlife, party, playing, push, song, take

• Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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  2 months ago

  attitude, emotion, frustration, girl, hate, i, mean, personality, push, pushed, sweet, sweet girl, why

• Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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  2 months ago

  activity, button, chance, childhood, frustration, fun, fun activity, fury, hell, lost, push, tantrum, temper, toddler

• We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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  2 months ago

  activity, age, age regression, both, childhood, friendship, fun, fun activity, humor, joking, me, playful, push, regression, same, swingset, time

• I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, complicated, confusion, door, doors, everyday, everyday life, humor, i, irony, life, moment, pull, pull door, push, push door, relationship

• Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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  2 months ago

  door, hate, here, humor, imagine, irony, just, me, misunderstanding, pull, push, struggle, trying

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