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4 months ago
Share →: The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the daily dance with the delightful divas of dumbness! 💃🤦‍♂️ Remember to keep your sanity intact as you tango with the clueless crew!"
4 months ago
Share →: Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Commentary:
"Make their day unforgettable by being the unexpected splash in their drink 🥤💦 Cheers to being the surprise they never saw coming!"
4 months ago
Share →: Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Commentary:
👶🔬 Watch out, folks! Forget about technology, babies have mastered the art of being grumpy geniuses! They are the true pioneers of mood swings and tantrums – the trendsetters of irrational crankiness since day one! Keep an eye out for their next groundbreaking discoveries in the world of tiny tempers! 😂#BabyMoodInnovators
4 months ago
Share →: The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Commentary:
"Looks like people are finally realizing they can't dance their way out of doing the dishes! 💃🕺🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ #MarriageStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Commentary:
“Who knew that waiting for a package to arrive could become the highlight of the week? Forget living for the weekend, now it’s all about living for those precious 3-5 business days of anticipation and tracking updates!”

Fun Fact or Trivia:
The first online purchase ever made was a Sting album, “Ten Summoner’s Tales,” in 1994. The transaction took place on August 11, 1994, and the album was purchased by a 21-year-old man named Dan Kohn. This marked the beginning of the era of online shopping as we know it today!
4 months ago
Share →: I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Commentary:
"Looks like parenting is a team effort – you handle the intellect, I'll handle the aesthetics! 🤓👶🤪 #ParentingGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Commentary:
"Stores should add a 'Retail Therapy Gone Wrong' policy for returns 🛍️😅 Who knew emotional spending could lead to buyer's remorse? Maybe they need a 'Mood Swing Money Back Guarantee' too! 💸🤷‍♀️ #RetailTherapyFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Commentary:
🤷‍♂️ Well, well, well…looks like someone has chosen to upgrade their status from casual acquaintance to full-time nuisance! 🤣 Brace yourself, because now you've got your very own personal "problem child" to deal with. Hope you're ready for the ride! 🤪 #BuckleUp
5 months ago
Share →: Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'staircase amnesia' strikes again! 🤦‍♂️🤣 It's like the stairs have this magical power to make us forget why we ventured up in the first place. Maybe we need some stairway reminders or GPS navigation next time! 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Commentary:
"Being a woman is tough enough without adding unnecessary meanness to the mix! 🙅‍♀️ Let's lift each other up, ladies! 💪 Unless you're mean, then maybe take a nap or something. 😜"