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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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88 shares on Pinterest this month:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not again. I mean good morning.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

67 shares on Threads this month:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

18 shares on Threads this month:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Making waves on Threads:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Just landed via WeChat:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Trending via Snapchat:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Live now on LinkedIn:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

Trending via TikTok:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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