909 Funny relationship quotes

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  “Because if he’s a keeper, he can T9 text me with his eyes closed! 📞😂 #OldSchoolCharm”

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  “When life gives you lemons, apparently it also throws in a side of emotional baggage. 🍋😅💔”

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  When your bed becomes a personal version of Tetris! 🛏️😴😂

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  “When your heart says ‘ride or die,’ but your brain says ‘hide or cry’ 😂💔👊”

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  “Finally committing to a lifelong relationship… with my couch! 🛋️💔😂 #LoveAtFirstSit”

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  “When you’re a lion, you just swipe right on life. 🦁✍️😂 #NoTimeForPapers”

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  “Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! 🍗👰💍😂”

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  “Why pick favorites when you can ignore everyone equally? 👻😆 #GhostLife”

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  “Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I’m bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷‍♀️🍳”

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  “I knew your nunchuck skills weren’t great, but this is a cutting blow! 🥋😂 #SwordUpgradeNeeded”

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