54 Funny request quotes

• I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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  2 months ago

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• Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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  2 months ago

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• Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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  2 months ago

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• Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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  2 months ago

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• Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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  2 months ago

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• Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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  2 months ago

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• Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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  2 months ago

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• Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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  2 months ago

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• Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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  2 months ago

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• A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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  2 months ago

  coffee, humor, Manhattan, please, request, size

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