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  View →: Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.
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  View →: I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Asking Santa Claus for nudes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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