129 Funny room quotes
Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.
Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.
The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.
I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?
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Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.
Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.
Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.
Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.