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Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Trending via Instagram:

Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Making waves on Slack:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Just landed via Slack:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

Making waves on Facebook:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Just landed via X:

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

Just landed via Discord:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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47 shares on TikTok this month:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

83 shares on Discord this month:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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I buy candles like I’m preparing for a Victorian blackout.

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Just landed via Slack:

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

Just landed via Reddit:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Just landed via Slack:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

Just shared via Threads:

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

Just landed via X:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Making waves on Discord:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Breaking via Reddit:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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