141 Funny room quotes

• Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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  15 hours ago

  future, future love, humor, introvert, living, living room, love, meant, relationship, room, simply, single, teleport

• Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

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  3 days ago

  commitment, fear, humor, i, marriage, mean, own, relationship, room, scary

• Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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  3 weeks ago

  around, being, biscuits, eating, ever, food, got, handed, humor, pretend, room, situation, snack, social, social situation, surprise, sweet, sweets, temptation

• Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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  3 weeks ago

  another, catch, cheating, family, humor, invasion, pair, parent, parents, privacy, room, something, trying, why

• My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

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  3 weeks ago

  give, humor, i, just, kid, kids, M&M, marriage, me, room, secret, seeing, serious, snack, surprise, talk, thought, wanted, wife

• I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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  3 weeks ago

  candy, dark, dark room, eating, humor, i, illegal, irony, liked, me, movie, movie theater, room, seeing, silence, snack, talk, theater, thought, where

• If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, awe, beauty, before, diversity, form, human, human form, humor, i, me, naked, picture, room, thanks

• Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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  4 weeks ago

  analogy, carrying, daily, daily life, habit, humor, lantern, life, modern, modern habit, phone, room, technology, Victorian, Victorian woman, woman

• Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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  4 weeks ago

  animal, awkward, awkward situation, elephant, funny observation, humor, joke, metaphor, natural, observation, room, situation

• Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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  1 month ago

  anyone, childhood, electricity, habit, leaving, light, lights, nostalgia, parent, parents, reminder, room, say, shut, still, used, waste

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