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107 Funny routine quotes
Funny routine quotes capture the humor in our daily rituals, from the morning struggle to the evening collapse! 😅⏰ Whether it’s snoozing your alarm five times, getting stuck in the same old habits, or realizing your “productive day” ended with a nap, these quotes remind us that routines might be predictable, but they’re never short on comedy. Because let’s face it — routines are just the universe’s way of keeping things entertaining! 😂📅☕
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- Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.
- Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.
- Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.
- People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.
- I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.
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"Adulting level unlocked: Reading emails is my new 'daily scroll'! 📧😂 #InboxInfluencer" -
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"Weekend fun: mastering the art of 'grocery cart drifting' and 'laundry Olympics'! 🛒🥇😂" -
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😂⏰ "11:00 am: 'The world is my oyster!' 🦪 3:00 pm: 'I'll just stick to Netflix instead.' 🍿📺" -
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"Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness. 😅💼🔄 #DramaQueenAlert"
Top Funny Routine Quotes 🔥
- An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.
- Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.
- Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
- Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.
- I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.
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