Funny quotes routine

83 Funny routine quotes

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

4 days ago

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

2 weeks ago

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

3 weeks ago

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

1 month ago

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

1 month ago

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

1 month ago

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

1 month ago

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

1 month ago

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

1 month ago

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

1 month ago

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

1 month ago

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

1 month ago

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

1 month ago

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

1 month ago

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

2 months ago

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

2 months ago

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

2 months ago

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

2 months ago

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

2 months ago

Another Monday that no one asked for.

2 months ago

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

2 months ago

Oh good. Another day.

2 months ago

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

2 months ago

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

3 months ago

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

3 months ago

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

3 months ago

Not again. I mean good morning.

3 months ago

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

3 months ago

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

3 months ago

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

3 months ago