Funny quotes schedule

Funny schedule quotes

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

3 days ago

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

4 weeks ago

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

4 weeks ago

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

2 months ago

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

2 months ago

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

3 months ago

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

3 months ago

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

3 months ago

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

3 months ago