22 Funny schedule quotes

• Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

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  3 hours ago

  around, attention, communication, humor, life, meeting, meetings, need, please, schedule, try, work, work life

• Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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  15 hours ago

  call, dating, humor, love, others, relationship, romance, ruin, schedule, schedules, sleep, sleep schedule

• Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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  1 day ago

  beauty, beauty routine, bikini, bikini wax, coffee, cup, humor, morning, need, routine, schedule, thing, wax

• Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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  1 day ago

  humor, laziness, management, nothingness, procrastination, schedule, squeeze, time, time management, today, trying

• There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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  1 month ago

  back, busy, busy schedule, canceled, cancellation, circling, December, happening, humor, meeting, meetings, much, next, procrastination, schedule, too, where, why, work, year

• No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

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  1 month ago

  excuse, humor, i, next, once, schedule, shadow, sorry, tiredness, week, work

• “Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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  2 months ago

  busy, communication, depends, give, humor, information, me, planning, question, relationship, rest, schedule, tomorrow

• One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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  2 months ago

  6, adulthood, appointment, appointments, closing, closing time, every, full, full-time job, i, job, management, never, place, schedule, thing, time, time management, understand, work

• Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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  2 months ago

  4, am, deprivation, exaggeration, humor, insomnia, late, late night, next, night, ruined, schedule, sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, stay, tiredness

• If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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  2 months ago

  aging, car, cd, colonoscopy, health, humor, joke, life, life joke, medical, medical joke, original, protection, schedule, technology, time

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