Funny schedule quotes

Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I used to schedule naps, but now they're little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025