22 Funny schedule quotes

• There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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  4 weeks ago

  back, busy, busy schedule, canceled, cancellation, circling, December, happening, humor, meeting, meetings, much, next, procrastination, schedule, too, where, why, work, year

• No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

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  4 weeks ago

  excuse, humor, i, next, once, schedule, shadow, sorry, tiredness, week, work

• “Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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  4 weeks ago

  busy, communication, depends, give, humor, information, me, planning, question, relationship, rest, schedule, tomorrow

• One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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  4 weeks ago

  6, adulthood, appointment, appointments, closing, closing time, every, full, full-time job, i, job, management, never, place, schedule, thing, time, time management, understand, work

• Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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  4 weeks ago

  4, am, deprivation, exaggeration, humor, insomnia, late, late night, next, night, ruined, schedule, sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, stay, tiredness

• If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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  4 weeks ago

  aging, car, cd, colonoscopy, health, humor, joke, life, life joke, medical, medical joke, original, protection, schedule, technology, time

• My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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  4 weeks ago

  communication, conflict, humor, i, insomnia, relationship, schedule, sleep, sleep schedule, speaking, terms, tiredness

• Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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  4 weeks ago

  behavior, early, flight, going, humor, irony, late, late night, mood, naturally, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, room, schedule, self-deprecating, sleep, sleep schedule, stay, tomorrow, tonight, weird, weird behavior

• Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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  4 weeks ago

  dating, humor, just, late, love, maybe, patience, relationship, schedule, soulmate

• 9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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  4 weeks ago

  9-5, flexible, flexible schedule, home, home office, hours, humor, office, productivity, remote, remote work, schedule, work, work hours, working

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