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6 months ago
Share →: I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Commentary:
"Imagine the disappointment at family gatherings when they expected medical advice but got dad jokes instead… 😂 Who needs a stethoscope when you've got punchlines, right? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe laughter is the best medicine after all! 😆"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Facebook friend request from a high school acquaintance-turned-senior citizen' dilemma. 😂 It's like a blast from the past meets a glimpse into the future! 👴🚀 #TimeFliesWhenYou'reAcceptingFriendRequests"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Commentary:
Looks like you're operating on a whole different energy level – literally! 🔋 Don't worry, sometimes it's better to stand out than to blend in like rechargeable batteries in a junk drawer. Embrace your uniqueness and shine bright like a Duracell in a sea of generic brands! 💡😄
6 months ago
Share →: I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Commentary:
"High school: where even your imaginary best friend has a better love life than you 🤖🕺 #PromDateGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Commentary:
"Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Commentary:
Never underestimate the power of a midlife crisis mixed with a dash of determination and a sprinkle of methamphetamine! 💼👨‍🏫➡️💰💊 Dream big, folks. If Walter White can do it, so can you! 🌟 #BreakingBoundaries
6 months ago
Share →: Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Commentary:
"Being the mayor of a small town is like running a country where everyone knows your embarrassing high school stories! 🏛️🌾 #LocalCelebrity #BigFishSmallPond"
6 months ago
Share →: I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Commentary:
"Who knew a simple 'pencils down' could awaken the hidden speed demon within us all? 🏎️✏️ Just like that, our writing abilities go from zero to 100 in the blink of an eye! 🚀💨 The power of a deadline, folks – turning mere mortals into writing machines! 💪😄"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Commentary:
"Don't want to start the school year with a 'Where are the kids?' panic mode 😱 Setting an alarm is the responsible parent's version of adulting! ⏰👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #BackToSchoolBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Commentary:
"Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. No speeding tickets for this eternal heartthrob! 🚗💨✨ #ForeverYoungLeo"