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Looks like someone is celebrating "Me-mas" instead of Christmas this year ๐๐ฆ๐ Who needs to shop for others when you can treat yourself, right? Enjoy those packages, you deserve it!๐๐๐
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- Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”
- I keep my mind active by worrying.
- Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.
- I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.
- Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.
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"Well, at least this person has mastered one specific assumption ๐คทโโ๏ธ Seems like the fetal position is their go-to move for any situation – who needs assumptions when you can just curl up into a ball and hope for the best? ๐คฃ #FetalPositionIsLife" -
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"Who needs ice packs when you have cold beer for bruised egos? ๐บโ๏ธ Ego therapy at its finest – cheers to healing with a refreshing twist!" -
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"Self-care? More like spell-care! โก๏ธโจ Who needs face masks when you've got magic wands? ๐ฎ๐โโ๏ธ Time to add some abracadabra to that morning routine! โจ๐ซ #PrioritiesShifted" -
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"Looks like America finally realized it needs to work on self-love before jumping back into a relationship with a president ๐บ๐ธ๐ Who needs political drama when you can focus on improving yourself, right? #SingleAndThriving" -
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"Agreed! Because let's face it, nothing boosts your mental health like a fresh haircut ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ. Who needs therapy when you have a good hair day? ๐ #BadHairDaysAreNotCovered" -
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"Be the reason someone burns sage, not bridges! ๐ฅโจ Spread good vibes, not drama! ๐ฟ๐ #PositivityIsContagious" -
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"Ah, the timeless art of prioritizing by hitting the snooze button! ๐ดโฐ Who needs morning rituals when you've got the sweet embrace of sleep, am I right? ๐ #SnoozeIsLife" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between our lazy bodies and the demand for stretching – the ultimate melodrama of the muscles! ๐ช๐ It's like our limbs have a mind of their own, asking for that extra bit of length as if they're auditioning for a role in a yoga class! ๐ #StretchingDrama" -
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"Who needs a man when meds can provide all the support and comfort you need? ๐๐ Sorry fellas, looks like pills are the new love language! ๐ #MedicineOverMen"
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- After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.
- Muting morons is good for your health.
- My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.
- Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?
- Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like โUghhh, make me longer!โ
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