26 Funny set quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the Holy Family and the Wise Men can't resist scrolling through their timeline! 📱👀 Baby Jesus might need to slide into their DMs to grab their attention. 😂 #ModernNativity #TechSavvyWiseMen

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ol' 'set them free and if they come back, they're probably just lost' strategy. 🤷‍♂️ Who knew relationships could be so confusing? Might need a GPS for this love rollercoaster! 🗺️🎢"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic holiday tradition of sacrificing a child to become the Master of Booby Traps! 🎄💥 Just make sure they don't outsmart you with their trap designs… 😄 #HomeAloneVibes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, can you imagine a modern-day teen movie? Half the scenes would just be awkward silence as they stare at their screens 😂📱 #90sKidsRule"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

  Commentary:
  🌲🐿️🧹✨ "Disney really had us all fooled with their princess movies, making us believe that a catchy tune and an open window would lead to woodland creatures doing our chores. I don't know about you, but my neighborhood squirrels are not interested in folding laundry anytime soon!" 😂 #DisneyMagicGoneWrong 🎶

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

  Commentary:
  🤣👊💥 Imagine Jackie Chan turning an IKEA warehouse into the ultimate battleground, dodging attacks with a Billy bookcase and swinging a Lack table like a pro! And after a whirlwind of chaos, he emerges victorious with a fully assembled Malm bedroom set – now that's some next-level flat-pack martial arts mastery! 🛋️🛏️🔧

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