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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.
Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?
It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.
Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.
Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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2 months ago
Share →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Commentary:
"Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"
3 months ago
Share →: Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic tale of parallel lines – destined to run alongside each other forever, yet never able to share a point of connection. Like ships passing in the night, or two introverts at a party who both desperately avoid eye contact 🚢🌌. It’s a geometry love story for the ages! 😂 #ParallelLinesProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Commentary:
"Embrace your quirks and flaws – your parents are already on duty for being embarrassed by you anyway! 🤷‍♂️🤣"
3 months ago
Share →: I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Commentary:
Oh mirror, mirror on the wall, why you gotta make me feel so small? 💔 Maybe the mirror needs some glasses to see how truly fabulous you are! 💁‍♀️ Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and sometimes that beholder needs a reality check! 😂 Mirror, mirror, go easy on my ego next time! 🪞 #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall #BodyShamingDrama
5 months ago
Share →: Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of silent but deadly versus loud and proud in the house of the Lord! 🙊💨 Who knew wooden pews were the ultimate accomplice in amplifying our embarrassments! Remember, a pew is just a bench, but with holy judgment added for extra sass! 😂🔊"
5 months ago
Share →: I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Commentary:
Haha, imagine if your calculator app got gift-wrapped and exposed for its basic math skills! 🧮🎁 It would probably be blushing in embarrassment next to all the fancy apps out there. Oh, the shame of not being able to calculate its way out of a paper bag! 😂 #MathStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Commentary:
"Looks like some traditions just never go out of style! 🦃😅 Bring on the shame, it's the perfect side dish for Thanksgiving dinner. 😂🙈"
5 months ago
Share →: Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Commentary:
Ah, the struggles of the past! 😂 Back in the day, yo-yos were serious business, not just a nostalgic toy for #ThrowbackThursday. Imagine the horror of trying to explain your bruised face to your teacher after a yo-yo mishap! 💁‍♂️🪀 #YoYoStruggles #GoodOldDays
5 months ago
Share →: Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Commentary:
"Those tater tots better watch out, looks like trouble ahead! 🥔😄 Stay crispy, little tots!"
5 months ago
Share →: Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of kids and their toothpaste art 🤦‍♂️🦷 It's like they see a mirror as a blank canvas just begging for some minty fresh décor! 🖼️😂 #ParentingLife