19 Funny shame quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe left for my dignity, swipe right for my sanity! 😂📱💔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

  Commentary:
  "Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the tragic tale of parallel lines – destined to run alongside each other forever, yet never able to share a point of connection. Like ships passing in the night, or two introverts at a party who both desperately avoid eye contact 🚢🌌. It’s a geometry love story for the ages! 😂 #ParallelLinesProblems"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your quirks and flaws – your parents are already on duty for being embarrassed by you anyway! 🤷‍♂️🤣"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

  Commentary:
  Oh mirror, mirror on the wall, why you gotta make me feel so small? 💔 Maybe the mirror needs some glasses to see how truly fabulous you are! 💁‍♀️ Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and sometimes that beholder needs a reality check! 😂 Mirror, mirror, go easy on my ego next time! 🪞 #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall #BodyShamingDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of silent but deadly versus loud and proud in the house of the Lord! 🙊💨 Who knew wooden pews were the ultimate accomplice in amplifying our embarrassments! Remember, a pew is just a bench, but with holy judgment added for extra sass! 😂🔊"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

  Commentary:
  Haha, imagine if your calculator app got gift-wrapped and exposed for its basic math skills! 🧮🎁 It would probably be blushing in embarrassment next to all the fancy apps out there. Oh, the shame of not being able to calculate its way out of a paper bag! 😂 #MathStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like some traditions just never go out of style! 🦃😅 Bring on the shame, it's the perfect side dish for Thanksgiving dinner. 😂🙈"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the struggles of the past! 😂 Back in the day, yo-yos were serious business, not just a nostalgic toy for #ThrowbackThursday. Imagine the horror of trying to explain your bruised face to your teacher after a yo-yo mishap! 💁‍♂️🪀 #YoYoStruggles #GoodOldDays

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

  Commentary:
  "Those tater tots better watch out, looks like trouble ahead! 🥔😄 Stay crispy, little tots!"

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