Commentary:
When the bumpers side with the pins against you… 🎳😅 #BowlingFails
23 Funny shame quotes
Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.
People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.
Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic tale of parallel lines – destined to run alongside each other forever, yet never able to share a point of connection. Like ships passing in the night, or two introverts at a party who both desperately avoid eye contact 🚢🌌. It’s a geometry love story for the ages! 😂 #ParallelLinesProblems"
Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.
Commentary:
"Embrace your quirks and flaws – your parents are already on duty for being embarrassed by you anyway! 🤷♂️🤣"
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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.
Commentary:
Oh mirror, mirror on the wall, why you gotta make me feel so small? 💔 Maybe the mirror needs some glasses to see how truly fabulous you are! 💁♀️ Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and sometimes that beholder needs a reality check! 😂 Mirror, mirror, go easy on my ego next time! 🪞 #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall #BodyShamingDrama
Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.
I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.
This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.
