Funny shower quotes

Funny shower quotes bring humor to those moments of clarity and creativity under the water! 🚿😂 Whether it’s about singing your heart out or pondering life’s mysteries while shampooing, these quotes capture the lighter side of shower time. Get ready to laugh and soak in some fun! 😄🛁

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Funny Quotes September 25, 2023

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Funny Quotes September 23, 2023

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023