Funny quotes shower

26 Funny shower quotes

Funny shower quotes bring humor to those moments of clarity and creativity under the water! 🚿😂 Whether it’s about singing your heart out or pondering life’s mysteries while shampooing, these quotes capture the lighter side of shower time. Get ready to laugh and soak in some fun! 😄🛁

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

1 month ago

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

2 months ago

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

2 months ago

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

3 months ago

I need a long hot meteor shower.

3 months ago

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

3 months ago

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

3 months ago

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

3 months ago

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

3 months ago

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

3 months ago

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

3 months ago

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

3 months ago

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

3 months ago

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

3 months ago

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

3 months ago

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

3 months ago

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

3 months ago

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

3 months ago

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

3 months ago

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

3 months ago