One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Commentary:
Feeling the heat… quite literally! 🔥🚿 Who knew adulthood came with the responsibility of being your own personal bathroom butler? 😂 Embrace the warmth and enjoy the spa-like experience, complete with your very own bathroom butler service! 🛁 #GrownUpStruggles #AdultingAtItsFinest

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Commentary:
"May your shower time be as short as a microwave minute 🚿☕️ Just enough to make you question all your life choices. With endless lukewarm wishes, not-so-warm regards 😉 #ShowerStruggles"

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Commentary:
😂 "Sorry for being fashionably late, I was having a deep shower conversation with my inner thoughts! 🚿💭 Who knew soap and water could inspire such introspection? 😅"

I need a long hot meteor shower.

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Commentary:
"Who needs a hot shower when you can have a long hot meteor shower instead? 🚿☄️ Just be sure to avoid standing directly underneath!#OutOfThisWorldHygiene"

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Commentary:
"Why go camping when you can have a wild adventure right at home? Embrace the chaos, be one with nature and let the squirrels in for ultimate indoor camping experience! 🏕️🐿️ #HomeIsWhereTheSquirrelsAre"

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's arachnophobia vs. personal hygiene – a true battle of wills! 🕷🚿 Who knew that a tiny spider could turn a regular shower into a survival challenge? 😅 Hang in there, you're not alone in this (unwanted) adventure!"

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I'm sorry you had to see that.

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Commentary:
"Looks like that psycho got a slice of something unexpected! 🚿🔪😂 Hopefully, they'll think twice before barging in again! 🤣"

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Commentary:
"Why question the wonders of hot showers when they turn you into a magnificent ruby gem? 💎💦 Clearly, it’s nature’s way of giving you that radiant glow without the need for expensive facials! Keep shining bright, you beautiful gem! ✨🔥"

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Commentary:
"Love knows no boundaries… or bathroom doors apparently! 🚪🚿❤️But hey, at least it's the thought that counts, right? 😅 #LoveIsUnexpected"

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Commentary:
"James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! 🚿💼 License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. 😎🌍 #007Plumber"