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26 Funny shower quotes

Funny shower quotes bring humor to those moments of clarity and creativity under the water! 🚿😂 Whether it’s about singing your heart out or pondering life’s mysteries while shampooing, these quotes capture the lighter side of shower time. Get ready to laugh and soak in some fun! 😄🛁

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025