242 Funny situation quotes

• The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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  3 weeks ago

  awkward, camera, guy, humor, know, mistake, shut, shutter, situation, stall

• They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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  3 weeks ago

  humor, improvement, invention, life, optimism, should, situation, type

• That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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  3 weeks ago

  awkwardness, birthday, drop, drop off, inside, invite, moment, panic, party, situation, social, social situation, start, surprise, thought

• Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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  3 weeks ago

  comedy, demon, exorcism, funny situation, having, humor, only, request, situation, supernatural

• A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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  3 weeks ago

  dad, funny situation, humor, lineup, police, recognition, situation, sneeze

• I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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  3 weeks ago

  around, awkward, awkward situation, fear, funny observation, height, humor, me, observation, people, person, pick, put, shoulders, situation, tall, tall person, uncomfortable

• Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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  3 weeks ago

  care, child, funny situation, getting, health, health care, humor, immunizations, inappropriate, office, parenting, pediatrician, shots, situation, yell

• If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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  3 weeks ago

  awkward, awkward situation, breathing, check, checkout, checkout line, close, humor, interaction, line, me, neck, pay, personal, personal space, sarcasm, shopping, situation, social, social interaction, space, stand, stuff, too, well

• My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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  3 weeks ago

  accident, accidentally, cheesecake, dessert, eating, finished, funny situation, hear, house, humor, husband, i, knocking, locked, locked out, marriage, marriage humor, rest, situation, weird

• A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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  animal, bar, bartender, bring, camel, drinks, here, humor, joke, own, pun, situation, walks

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