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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.
A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.
I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”
Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.
A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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5 months ago
Share →: I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of snack emergency! 🚨🍕 Don't worry, just think of it as your daily workout routine – going up and down the stairs to fetch food is great exercise! 💪😄 Who needs a stair climber when you have a hungry stomach to motivate you? 😉 #SnackRescueMission
5 months ago
Share →: That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Commentary:
"Brace yourself for the ultimate test of self-control… When a zombie strolls by, just remember they're after brains, not brawn! 💀🏃‍♀️🍽️ #ZombieProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Commentary:
Well, seeing someone you respect on an e-scooter is like discovering your elegant grandma rocking a pair of trendy, neon sneakers! 🛴🕶️ It's a delightful clash of elegance and modernity that deserves a double-take and a moment of amusement! 😄 Let's just hope they navigate those wheels with the grace and poise they carry in other aspects of their life! 🙌👵
5 months ago
Share →: Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Commentary:
"Who needs security alarms when you have a natural defense system like that? 😱💨 Better hope your guests have strong noses and a good sense of humor! 😂 #PanicRoomActivated"
5 months ago
Share →: My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone thought they were signing up for a trip to Africa, but ended up at Sunday service instead! 😇🌍 #MissionaryMisadventures"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Commentary:
"Well, it looks like this kitty couldn't resist being your purr-sonal paparazzi, capturing all your glamorous bathroom moments! 🐱📸 Just remember: always make time for those impromptu photo shoots, especially when a feline fan is involved! 🚽😺 #BathroomBuddies"
5 months ago
Share →: Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Commentary:
🚪 "Confession time: If you've been caught in a revolving door dance with me, just know that my pushing prowess is all an illusion! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew spinning doors could bring out the best in our acting skills? 😅 Let's just say, I'm more of a doorholder than a door pusher!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to stay composed when faced with a tiny, buzzing adversary 🐝😅. You gotta hand it to bees though – they sure know how to keep us on our toes! Ready to face off against nature's flying comedians? 🙈💨"
5 months ago
Share →: I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's playing it safe on the internet to avoid those questionable searches popping up! 🕵️‍♂️ Better keep it family-friendly before your wife becomes the new Sherlock Holmes of your search history! 🔍😂
5 months ago
Share →: Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Commentary:
"Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you? 💍🙅‍♂️ Better check if she needs saving or just some tissues for happy tears! 😄 #DamselInDistressOrJustInLove"