27 Funny snacks quotes

• I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.

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  1 week ago

  change, desire, humor, i, juice, just, priorities, snack, snacks, things, understanding, used, want

• It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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  2 months ago

  9, age, always, buying, child, humor, matter, money, old, road, road trip, should, snack, snack buying, snacks, spending, travel, trip, unsupervised, year

• My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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  2 months ago

  change, exercise, favorite, fitness, gym, humor, joke, machine, put, snack, snacks, vending, vending machine, where

• To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

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  2 months ago

  appear, craving, everyone, food, fridge, hoping, humor, new, people, relatable, snack, snacks, stares

• In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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  2 months ago

  advice, cheese, disaster, dog, dogs, emergency, event, food, humor, humor quote, humorous, humorous advice, joke, natural, natural disaster, place, pockets, rescue, search, search dog, snacks, survival, tornado, wiener

• If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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  2 months ago

  activity, always, back, dating, fun, fun activity, humor, let, letting, letting go, love, meant, relationship, snacks, someone

• It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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  2 months ago

  activity, destination, eat, food, fun, fun activity, humor, journey, matters, road, road trip, snacks, travel, trip

• The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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  2 months ago

  bed, empty, honesty, humor, humor quote, liar, lover, playful, relationship, snack, snack lover, snacks, spot

• Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, daily, embarrassing, humor, just, life, mishap, moments, much, pretty, relatable, series, snacks

• The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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  2 months ago

  being, end, family, food, forget, forgetfulness, hidden, hiding, humor, i, kid, me, parenting, parenting struggle, problem, snacks, struggle, too

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