21 Funny snacks quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

  Commentary:
  And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

  Commentary:
  That moment you realize snacks are your true love language 🥨❤️🍫

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  7 days ago

  Share →: It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

  Commentary:
  Life is a road trip I measure by empty snack wrappers! 🍫🚗🎉

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! Snacks never betray you, except maybe when they run out 🍕🍿😂."

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you awkward moments, make a snack break! 😅🍿"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

  Commentary:
  "When you're outsmarted by your own snack stash… 🤦🏻‍♀️🍫🔍 #SnackNinjaFail"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

  Commentary:
  "Degrees in snackology and sunbathing 101—I'm on the honor roll! ☀️🍿😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

  Commentary:
  "Marriage is essentially a secret snack alliance with occasional guilt trips disguised as diet plans. 🍿🥨🤫 #PartnersInCrunchingNumbers"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the human struggle: trying to find a balance between listening to your body and not letting it run the show. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe if we all had snackceptional self-control, we'd be napping less and snacking more. 🛌🍪 #SnacksOnTheBrain"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs rizz when you've got snacks in your purse? 😂👜 Snack game strong, priorities on point! 🍿🍫 #SnackQueen #SnackGoals"

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