Funny quotes snacks

13 Funny snacks quotes

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

3 months ago

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

3 months ago

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

3 months ago

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

3 months ago

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

3 months ago

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

3 months ago

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

3 months ago

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

3 months ago

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

3 months ago

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

3 months ago

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

3 months ago

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

3 months ago

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

3 months ago