16 Funny snacks quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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