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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thi…

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Trying to understand him is like starring in a never-ending episode of "Are You Smarter Than Grok?" 😂🤔📚

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Looks like my stomach is the real decision-maker here 🍕😅 #BlameTheHunger

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Taking this challenge one swear word at a time! 🚫💢🙊

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That moment when kids become the ultimate superhero sidekicks to ward off unwanted attention 😂🦸‍♀️👶

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Sounds like it's time for a closet ceasefire and a clothes counseling session! 😆👗🚪

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I reject cookies as a diet plan, but my browser might be losing weight instead! 🍪❌😂

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Wow, can't wait to see your award-winning performance in "GIFs: The Musical!" 🤣🎭✨

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Sounds like you've been promoted to the honorary position of the "starter boyfriend." 😂👫👉⬆️

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Rolling with style from the basement to the bottom floor! 😂📉⬇️

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Start with the basics: mastering the art of smiling without pulling a face muscle! 😄🎨