Funny quotes strangers

14 Funny strangers quotes

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

1 month ago

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

1 month ago

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

1 month ago

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

3 months ago

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

3 months ago

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

3 months ago

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

3 months ago

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

3 months ago

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

3 months ago

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

3 months ago

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

3 months ago

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

3 months ago

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

3 months ago

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

3 months ago