18 Funny strangers quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

  Commentary:
  "Just networking my way through the chaotic web of strangers… 😂🌐 #Priorities"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, upgrading my brain software. Please hold while I process your opinion! 🧠🔄😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

  Commentary:
  "Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

  Commentary:
  "Life is short, so remember to prioritize arguing with strangers online over meaningful interactions and personal growth! 🕸️💻😆 #LifeGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to buy deodorant when you have a magical aura that makes people want to gift it to you? 😂✨ Talk about spreading good vibes – and good scents – wherever you go! 🎁🌸#DeodorizeMePlease"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

  Commentary:
  “Passwords are like underwear: Keep them hidden, refresh them often, and definitely don’t be handing them out to random passersby! 🙈🔒 #PasswordProtection101″

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

  Commentary:
  "Having strangers vomit their beliefs is like an unwelcome buffet for your soul 🤮. Keep that soul cleanse and stick to your own recipe, thank you very much! 💁‍♂️😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to everyone starting their day with self-confidence and zero validation cravings! 🌞🙌 Keep slaying, no need for strangers' approval to shine! 💁‍♂️💫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you don't like sports? You're missing out on all the opportunities to bond with strangers over the pain of your favorite team losing! 🤣🏈 Don't worry, we can still chat about the weather or complain about Mondays instead! ☀️😩"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like a classic case of 'crabby pot, meet kettle' situation! 🦀⏳ Don't worry, we're all guilty of being time-wasters in our own special way. Embrace the irony, and keep on procrastinating like a pro!"

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