31 Funny strangers quotes

• As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

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  6 days ago

  child, childhood, drug, drugs, expectation, free, free drug, humor, i, impression, much, reality, stranger, strangers, times

• Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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  6 days ago

  actually, humor, i, interaction, internet, online, outside, people, social, social interaction, sometimes, stranger, strangers, talk, wonder

• Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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  7 days ago

  actually, awkward, awkward situation, doing, ear, eavesdropping, funny question, hear, hell, hold, humor, know, leg, question, say, situation, stranger, strangers

• I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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  7 days ago

  actually, again, conversation, encounter, humor, i, insight, love, never, perspective, random, random encounter, say, shit, stranger, strangers, talking

• Internet strangers offer the best advice.

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  1 week ago

  advice, best, humor, internet, media, offer, online, social, social media, strangers

• Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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  1 week ago

  annoyance, annoying, behavior, comedy, cost-free, costs, digital, digital interaction, dollars, guys, humor, interaction, internet, online, online behavior, remember, strangers, zero

• Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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  1 week ago

  conversation, honey, humor, internet, media, online, online conversation, relationship, social, social media, stranger, strangers, talking

• Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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  1 week ago

  bandwidth, boundary, busy, evolution, growing, growth, health, humor, independence, man, mental, mental health, neural, neural pathway, new, opinion, pathway, personal, personal growth, sarcasm, self-care, sorry, space, strangers, too

• Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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  1 week ago

  around, awkwardness, casual, casual interaction, contact, crazy, everyday, everyday life, eye, eye contact, humor, humorous, humorous observation, interaction, just, let, life, making, me, observation, saying, self-awareness, sidewalk, social, social awkwardness, strangers, walk

• Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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  1 week ago

  activity, arguing, humor, internet, irony, life, much, short, spend, strangers, sure, time, web

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