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11 Funny strategy quotes

Saying "Hmmmm" when my boss walks in so he knows I'm thinking about stuff.

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025
Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025