19 Funny strategy quotes

• The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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  always, challenge, chess, doing, guy, hardest, humor, opponent, shit, strategy, thing

• Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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  avoiding, buying, cost, costs, expense, girl, humor, math, money, shipping, shipping cost, shopping, shopping strategy, strategy

• It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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  attitude, card, cards, game, got, hand, hidden, humor, humor quote, luck, metaphor, play, skill, strategy

• Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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  connection, contact, distraction, essential, eye, eye contact, finding, humor, meetings, person, strategy, stupid, survival, workplace

• If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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  arrange, beat, cleverness, competition, humor, strategy, wit

• Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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  boss, communication, distraction, humor, knows, office, saying, strategy, stuff, thinking, walks, work

• Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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  chess, feel, game, humor, i, king, let, never, safety, strategy, too, understand, understanding

• I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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  activity, dog, else, fun, fun activity, holiday, humor, i, interaction, party, playing, saw, social, social strategy, someone, stolen, strategy

• Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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  advice, ask, decision making, friends, going, humor, original, plan, procrastination, strategy

• Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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  board, board game, competition, fun, game, humor, long game, mean, Monopoly, play, strategy

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