Funny quotes strategy

12 Funny strategy quotes

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

6 days ago

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

4 weeks ago

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

2 months ago

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

2 months ago

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

3 months ago

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

3 months ago

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

3 months ago

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

3 months ago

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

3 months ago

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

3 months ago

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

3 months ago

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

3 months ago