35 Funny sun quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

  Commentary:
  Living my best life one noodle and sunbeam at a time! 🍝☀️🦎

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

  Commentary:
  Just embracing my inner solar-powered pupper! ☀️🐶

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Just call me Vitamin D, because I'm here to shine and nobody can avoid me! 😎☀️✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? 🌙 Maybe they're just trying to keep their cool until they discover the ultimate light source – the sun! ☀️ Watch out moth world, the big reveal is coming!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

  Commentary:
  "Vitamins are the mysterious superheroes of our daily diet 🍌☀️ They're everywhere and nowhere at the same time, just like that one friend who always shows up unexpectedly 😂 #VitaminMystery"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

  Commentary:
  🌞 "I hate the saying: 'Get up, the sun is shining!' What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis? 🌿 Maybe photosynthesis isn't such a bad idea… at least it's a bright idea for a lazy morning! Just don't forget to water yourself occasionally! 💦"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

  Commentary:
  "Are you a star? Because I need my personal space to orbit around, about 93 million miles of it to be exact. Thanks for shining bright, but let's keep a safe distance for the sake of our cosmic harmony."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

  Commentary:
  "In case you were wondering, staring at the sun is the new brunch… 🌞 Get your daily dose of vitamin D and a side of temporary blindness! 🕶️😎 Remember, squint now, thank yourself later! 😜 #SunshineJunkie"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the true celestial drama queen! Blocking them is like trying to escape the force of the universe itself! 🌞🌜⭐ Don't mess with someone who sees themselves as the center of the cosmic show!

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