45 Funny sun quotes

• I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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  2 weeks ago

  again, communication, freaky, hate, humor, i, mood, mood shift, morning, night, pure, purity, reply, shift, shut, someone, something, still, sun, texting, vibe

• Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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  2 months ago

  exaggeration, gender, gender reveal, humor, invention, needs, party, reveal, satire, sun

• As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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  2 months ago

  back, beer, drink, humor, i, science, soon, sun, want, weather

• I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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  2 months ago

  5, 9, 9 to 5, eat, humor, i, lay, leisure, lifestyle, lizard, pasta, relaxation, sun

• Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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  2 months ago

  dog, humor, i, just, leisure, nature, nothing, relaxing, solitude, sometimes, stand, stare, sun

• Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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  2 months ago

  computer, dark, dark mode, feel, humor, me, mode, screen, screen time, screens, staring, sun, technology, time, white, white screen

• I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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  2 months ago

  brightness, charisma, confidence, humor, ignore, impact, impossible, necessary, presence, self-esteem, sun

• Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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  2 months ago

  always, humor, irony, light, moth, much, nature, night, observation, sun, wait, why

• I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, banana, confusion, humor, i, idea, nutrition, sun, sure, vitamin

• I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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  2 months ago

  am, hate, humor, i, morning, photosynthesis, sarcasm, saying, shining, sun, wake, wake up

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