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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.
Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.
Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.
The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.
I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

New funny sun quotes 👇

1 month ago
Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Commentary:
"Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"
1 month ago
Share →: I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Commentary:
"Just call me Vitamin D, because I'm here to shine and nobody can avoid me! 😎☀️✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Commentary:
"Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? 🌙 Maybe they're just trying to keep their cool until they discover the ultimate light source – the sun! ☀️ Watch out moth world, the big reveal is coming!"
3 months ago
Share →: I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Commentary:
"Vitamins are the mysterious superheroes of our daily diet 🍌☀️ They're everywhere and nowhere at the same time, just like that one friend who always shows up unexpectedly 😂 #VitaminMystery"
3 months ago
Share →: I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Commentary:
🌞 "I hate the saying: 'Get up, the sun is shining!' What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis? 🌿 Maybe photosynthesis isn't such a bad idea… at least it's a bright idea for a lazy morning! Just don't forget to water yourself occasionally! 💦"
3 months ago
Share →: Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Commentary:
"Are you a star? Because I need my personal space to orbit around, about 93 million miles of it to be exact. Thanks for shining bright, but let's keep a safe distance for the sake of our cosmic harmony."
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Commentary:
"In case you were wondering, staring at the sun is the new brunch… 🌞 Get your daily dose of vitamin D and a side of temporary blindness! 🕶️😎 Remember, squint now, thank yourself later! 😜 #SunshineJunkie"
4 months ago
Share →: Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Commentary:
Ah, the true celestial drama queen! Blocking them is like trying to escape the force of the universe itself! 🌞🌜⭐ Don't mess with someone who sees themselves as the center of the cosmic show!
5 months ago
Share →: You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like someone had a passionate heart-to-heart with their feline friend last night! 🌙🐱 Now it's a bright new day, and the awkwardness is hitting harder than a hairball. Time to embrace the sober reality of talking love with your cat before coffee kicks in!"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Commentary:
"Hey boy, are you the sun? ☀️ Because just like the sun in summer, you were shining bright in my life ☀️🔥 But now, it feels like you've decided to take a vacation to the other side of the world without warning! 🌍😂 #MIA #SunOrBoy"