45 Funny sun quotes

• Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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  7 hours ago

  anxiety, curiosity, explode, explosion, Google, googled, humor, just, mental, mental state, state, sun

• I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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  8 hours ago

  better, forebear, hate, hearth, holy, holy sun, humor, i, lamp, lighting, mimic, much, overhead, overhead lighting, should, sin, sun, trying

• Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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  17 hours ago

  freckle, humor, letting, outdoor, skin, summer, sun, sunbathing, today

• You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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  18 hours ago

  camera, classic, classic movie, director, ever, fact, film, film director, film history, funny observation, history, IMDb, kind, movie, movie fact, movie trivia, observation, old, sucks, sun, time, trivia, watch

• I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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  24 hours ago

  acceptable, angry, ball, choose, everyone, fast, fast internet, gone, hot, humor, i, internet, night, nocturnal, norms, quiet, shut, silence, sky, social, social norms, socially, sun, understand, why

• It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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  1 day ago

  back, finger, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, inside, just, me, reaction, sarcasm, shadow, summer, sun, temperature, weather

• I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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  1 day ago

  humor, i, inappropriate, inappropriate touch, sun, sunburn, today, touch

• I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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  1 month ago

  again, communication, freaky, hate, humor, i, mood, mood shift, morning, night, pure, purity, reply, shift, shut, someone, something, still, sun, texting, vibe

• Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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  2 months ago

  exaggeration, gender, gender reveal, humor, invention, needs, party, reveal, satire, sun

• As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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  2 months ago

  back, beer, drink, humor, i, science, soon, sun, want, weather

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