42 Funny sun quotes — Wordgag ツ

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

1 month ago1 month ago

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

1 month ago1 month ago

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

1 month ago1 month ago

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

2 months ago2 months ago

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

2 months ago2 months ago

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

2 months ago2 months ago

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

4 months ago4 months ago

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

5 months ago5 months ago

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

5 months ago5 months ago

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

6 months ago3 months ago

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

6 months ago

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Feb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Feb 24, 2025Feb 25, 2025

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Jan 29, 2025

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Jan 28, 2025

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Jan 27, 2025