12 Funny swing quotes

• Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

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  3 weeks ago

  biting, funny invitation, gingerbread, gingerbread man, heads, holiday, holiday treat, invitation, man, men, snack, sweet, sweet snack, swing, treat

• I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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  1 month ago

  9, anxiety, asked, childhood, club, enough, good, humor, i, join, joke, little, nervous, situation, social, social situation, swing, swingers, swingers club

• The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, humor, joke, mood, mood swing, reality, reality show, reunion, show, swing, weather, weather joke

• Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, before, drama, humor, idea, me, mood, mood swing, period, relationship, sarcasm, swing, terrible, warning, week, woman

• You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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  2 months ago

  buddy, comparison, genre, groove, humor, music, music genre, musical, musical skill, playful, playful tease, remark, rhythm, sarcasm, skill, swing, tease, witty, witty remark

• I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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  2 months ago

  asked, doctor, health, humor, i, joke, just, me, monkey, Monkey Pox, pox, swing, symptoms, told, tomorrow

• Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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  2 months ago

  activity, box, childhood, fresh, fun, fun activity, jump, knees, nostalgia, play, remember, swing, used

• I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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  2 months ago

  emotions, humor, i, mood, mood swing, personality, self-deprecation, swing

• Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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  3 months ago

  call, cold, hot, i, just, me, mood, mood swing, mother, Mother Nature, nature, period, swing, temperature, too, weather

• My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

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  4 months ago

  anxiety, family, health, house, houses, humor, inheritance, mental, mental health, money, mood, mood swing, swing, swings

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