Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Food gives you energy to nap more.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

765 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,927

Funny Quotes Topics

13,899

Funny Quotes Images

10,927

48 minutes ago

3,428

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Live now on TikTok:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Making waves on WeChat:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Breaking via YouTube:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Going viral on Discord:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Going viral on Slack:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Trending via Instagram:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Home » Funny Swing Quotes

Funny swing quotes

New funny swing quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Commentary:
"Looks like the weather's auditioning for its own reality TV drama! 🌦️🤣📺"
2 months ago
Share →: Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Commentary:
"When the hormones join the drama club, nobody's safe! 🎭😅🚨"
2 months ago
Share →: You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Commentary:
"More like the Count of Clumsy! 🎶🕺🤪"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Commentary:
Looks like your doctor is ready for some wild monkey business! 🐒 Just swing on by and show him your best monkey impression! Who knew healthcare could be this entertaining? 🤣 #MonkeyingAround
6 months ago
Share →: Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old swing jumping days! 🎠💨 Who knew our knees were once as fresh as a brand new pair of sneakers? 👟😂 They've definitely seen better days now! #ThrowbackThursday #KidAtHeart
6 months ago
Share →: I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Commentary:
"Swing into action! 🎢 One minute you're up, the next you're down…you might as well hang a 'No Vacancy' sign on that emotional rollercoaster! 🤪 #MoodSwingChampion"

For even more funny swing quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny swing quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

765 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,927

Funny Quotes Topics

13,899

Funny Quotes Images

10,927

48 minutes ago

3,433

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Going viral on X:

I’m tired of things costing money.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Seen just now on Twitch:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Shared recently on Threads:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Making waves on Twitch:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴