15 Funny tea quotes

• Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

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  3 weeks ago

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• One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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  3 weeks ago

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• We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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  3 weeks ago

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• Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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  3 weeks ago

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• British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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  4 weeks ago

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• The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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  4 weeks ago

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• “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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  4 weeks ago

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• You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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  4 weeks ago

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