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34 Funny therapy quotes

Funny therapy quotes bring a refreshing touch of humor to the world of mental health and self-care! 🛋️😂 From playful insights into therapy sessions to witty observations about the therapeutic journey, these quotes offer a light-hearted way to appreciate the process of healing and self-discovery. Dive into these amusing reflections and find a smile amidst the seriousness! 😄🧠

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

3 months ago

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

3 months ago

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

3 months ago

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

3 months ago

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

3 months ago

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

3 months ago

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

3 months ago

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

3 months ago

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

3 months ago

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

3 months ago

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

3 months ago

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

3 months ago

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

3 months ago

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

3 months ago