76 Funny therapy quotes

• If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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• Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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• My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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• A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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• Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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• My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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• I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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• It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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• Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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• A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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