46 Funny therapy quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

  Commentary:
  "Using Pinterest is like stepping into a drama-free paradise filled with endless inspiration, where the only argument you might have is which dream vacation destination looks the most inviting #PinterestPerfection"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

  Commentary:
  "Therapist: 'How do you feel about monopolizing the session?' Me: 'Guilty, but also oddly accomplished. ' Remember, it's called 'therapy,' not 'them-apy' for a reason! #SelfCenteredAndProud"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

  Commentary:
  "Therapy? Pfft. She needs a whole parade for breaking up with me! Who wouldn't want a standing ovation for escaping my shenanigans? #BreakupCelebration"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

  Commentary:
  "Therapy bills piling up? Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! Who needs a therapist when you have nature's embrace? #LostAndLovingIt"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

  Commentary:
  “Who knew that waiting for a package to arrive could become the highlight of the week? Forget living for the weekend, now it’s all about living for those precious 3-5 business days of anticipation and tracking updates!”

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  The first online purchase ever made was a Sting album, “Ten Summoner’s Tales,” in 1994. The transaction took place on August 11, 1994, and the album was purchased by a 21-year-old man named Dan Kohn. This marked the beginning of the era of online shopping as we know it today!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of adding everything your heart desires into the virtual cart and then suddenly realizing your bank account's limits! It's like a modern-day version of window shopping, except the windows are digital and the laughter is a mix of joy and financial caution. Who knew online shopping could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

  Commentary:
  “Who needs a therapist when you have a dog? Most of them are just winging it anyways! #FreelanceTherapists”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

  Commentary:
  Who needs a therapist when you have a spacious living room and a killer playlist! Let those walls be witnesses to your fabulous moves and joyful heartbeats! Dance like nobody's watching… because, well, nobody is! #HomeIsWhereTheDanceFloorIs

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone is looking for a shocking solution to their problems! Maybe they've been binging too many sci-fi movies where memory wipes are the ultimate quick fix! Just don't go sticking your finger in the electric socket, okay? It's not the zap you're looking for!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

  Commentary:
  Counting sheep may seem like a harmless sleep aid, but beware – once you start, you might find yourself knee-deep in sheep drama! Who knew those fluffy creatures had such complicated lives? Therapy might be in order, not just for them, but for you too! Good luck navigating the woolly world of bedtime stories!

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