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70 Funny therapy quotes

Funny therapy quotes bring a refreshing touch of humor to the world of mental health and self-care! 🛋️😂 From playful insights into therapy sessions to witty observations about the therapeutic journey, these quotes offer a light-hearted way to appreciate the process of healing and self-discovery. Dive into these amusing reflections and find a smile amidst the seriousness! 😄🧠

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Posted on6 months ago

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Posted on6 months ago

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