54 Funny thoughts quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.
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  4 months ago

  View →: We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.
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  5 months ago

  View →: 90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.
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  5 months ago

  View →: How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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