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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Posted on4 months ago

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Posted on6 months ago

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Posted on6 months ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 25, 2025

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Posted onFeb 21, 2025Feb 21, 2025

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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