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3 months ago
Share →: Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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"Having more intrusive thoughts than a 90s sitcom neighbor 🤯🏠 – at least you won't hear the laugh track every time they pop up! 😆 #MindFullHouse"
3 months ago
Share →: “It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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"I thought I had a one-track mind, turns out it's more like a crowded party bus 🧠🚌 #MindMeldingProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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"Those who can fall asleep faster than a dropped potato 🥔 have got to be hiding some magical sleep secrets 🧙‍♂️. Do they skip the overthinking stage and dive straight into dreamland? 🌙 Maybe they're just professional nappers with a PhD in Dozing Off 😴. Sweet dreams or plot twist: they're actually night ninjas 🌌!"
3 months ago
Share →: I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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Oh, the irony of it all! 🐾🌿 Perhaps the wild animals have their own neighborhood watch program and are too busy critiquing your dance moves through the windows! Keep an eye out for nosy squirrels and judgmental raccoons! 🤣 #NeighborhoodDrama #WildlifeWednesday
4 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Commentary:
"Me trying to handle my haters while struggling to spell 'definitely' correctly 🧐🤷‍♂️ Just remember, haters gonna hate but I'm gonna spell 'definitely' right! 💁‍♂️🎩"
4 months ago
Share →: My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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"Waking up in the morning be like… 'not again' 🤦‍♂️🤣 Sounds like someone isn't a morning person! Just hit that snooze button and pretend it's not happening 💤😂"
4 months ago
Share →: If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Commentary:
"Dear thoughts, if you're going to crash at my mental place, could you at least do the dishes and take out the trash? 🗑️🧹 #MindfulLiving"
4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the ultimate mind-clearing hack was simply laughing like a maniac 😂💭 Let those thoughts scatter like confetti all thanks to unstoppable giggles! 🎉 #BrainCleanse"
4 months ago
Share →: Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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"Feeling like your brain is a browser with a hundred tabs open? 🧠💻 Welcome to the chaotic world of multitasking where every tab seems to be playing a different sitcom episode! 🤪 Remember to save your progress before your brain crashes! 😂 #MultitaskingMadness"
5 months ago
Share →: Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Commentary:
Trying to shake off those mind-typos like an Etch a Sketch? 🔄✨ Just be sure not to accidentally erase any crucial ideas! 🧠😆 #ShakeItOff #EtchASketchMind