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Funny tracking quotes πŸš€ bring a smile to anyone navigating the wild world of deliveries, GPS, and parcel hunts πŸ“¦. Whether you’re waiting for that long-awaited package or just love the thrill of the chase πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈ, these witty lines add a dash of humor to the tracking game. Get ready to laugh out loud πŸ˜„ and turn your tracking blues into a fun adventure! πŸŽ‰

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

When I write β€œI hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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