Funny tracking quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

  Commentary:
  "Can't wait to see my phone's travel vlog before it becomes my personal spy! 📱🕵️‍♂️🚚 #ItKnowsTooMuch"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of trying to track down the device that's supposed to track your steps! 🕵️‍♂️🚶‍♂️ It's like a game of hide-and-seek with your Fitbit. Maybe it's trying to get some extra steps in without you knowing! 😉 #FitbitMystery

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  4 months ago

  Share →: God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

  Commentary:
  "God, I know good things come to those who wait, but a little update on the shipping status of my soulmate wouldn't hurt, right? Just want to make sure they're not lost in transit!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like someone's getting serious about monitoring the power players! 🕵️‍♂️📝 Bet that little notebook is more popular than the guest list at a VIP party! 🤣📓 #JusticeJournal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the suspense of waiting for your surprise every month! 🎁🤣 Who needs chocolates when you could have cramps and mood swings instead? 🍫🩸 #MonthlyMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine getting a notification like, 'Your sanity has left the building.' 🚪💨 Maybe then we could finally locate where it's been hiding all this time! 🔍🤪 #FindMySanity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

  Commentary:
  "Next time you receive an email starting with 'I hope this email finds you well,' just remember it's not about luck – it's about the email's impressive detective work! 🕵️‍♂️💌 #EmailNinja"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

  Commentary:
  🐶🍃 "Wow, a real-life canine botanist in the making! 🕵️‍♂️ Who knew your furry friend had such a knack for leafy pursuits? 🌿 Forget fetch, we've now moved on to foliage hunting! 🍂🔎"

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