Funny tracking quotes

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who's above the law.

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025