Funny trash quotes

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn't bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Is this art or trash?

Is this art or trash?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone's foot, they open their mouth? It's like a folding trash can.

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

"Beauty sleep" is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025