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Funny trash quotes

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

2 months ago

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

2 months ago

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

3 months ago

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

3 months ago

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

3 months ago

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

3 months ago

Is this art or trash?

3 months ago

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

3 months ago

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

3 months ago

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

3 months ago