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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Going viral on TikTok:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

1 week ago

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Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

1 week ago

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

1 week ago

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Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

1 week ago

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

1 week ago

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

1 week ago

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

1 week ago

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

42 shares on Threads this month:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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I told ChatGPT about us.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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Live now on Messenger:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Just landed via Pinterest:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Just shared via Slack:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Going viral on Messenger:

Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.

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