38 Funny understanding quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony! 🤦‍♂️ If only stupidity had a clue, it might not have gotten lost in the land where sarcasm goes to die! 🤔😆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

  Commentary:
  "Movie sound engineers must think we all have super hearing abilities 🦻🎬 Keep the popcorn crunching louder than the dialogue, am I right? 🍿💥 #NeighborNeedsEarplugs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

  Commentary:
  "Old people really excel at decoding Roman numerals… I can definitely see the 'I' for one! 😄👴 #RomanNumeralMastery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Twitter – the virtual land of fleeting thoughts and endless debates! 🐦 If you've ever delved into the chaotic realm of Twitter threads and hot takes, you'd probably agree that creating Artificial Intelligence is our best shot at restoring some order and sanity in the digital universe! 🤖💬 After all, who knows, maybe AI can teach us a thing or two about concise communication and avoiding unnecessary drama! 😉🌐

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

  Commentary:
  Alright, let's break it down! 🧒🏻👵🏻

  "Okay kiddo, imagine this: you know how you ask for candy and get excited, right? Well, when you're a hundred, it's like having all the candy you want without even asking. Isn't that cool?" 😄🍬

  Age is just a number, but the wisdom in between is priceless! 🌟 #KidAtHeart

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

  Commentary:
  "Indoor kids, outdoor kids… as long as they're not redecorating your living room with crayons, it's all good! 🏠🌳 #KidsTheseDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

  Commentary:
  "Having kids is the ultimate excuse for being fashionably late 🕒 Who needs an alarm clock when you can just blame the little ones for a tardy entrance? 😂 #ParentingPerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

  Commentary:
  Isn't chocolate just the best therapist you never knew you needed? 🍫🤔 It's like a delicious magical being that never judges, just melts in your mouth and makes everything better! 😋✨ Who needs existential questions when you've got chocolate on your side? 😉✌️

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