68 Funny wait quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: “Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: “Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Lately I have the attention span of wait what?
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  3 months ago

  View →: I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.
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  5 months ago

  View →: 1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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