I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

Commentary:
"Who, me? Oh, just hanging out, having deep conversations with the squirrels 🐿️ and debating life's mysteries with the pigeons 🐦. Stability level: expert 🤪🐾 #AnimalWhisperer"

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying "wait until you’re 50".

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Commentary:
Ah, the fabulous 40s – where you finally feel like you've got it all together, only to have your friends and family gleefully remind you that the fun is just getting started! 🎉😅 Just keep on thriving and ignore the naysayers, because we all know age is just a number! 😉🎂 #LifeBeginsAt40 #AgeIsJustANumber

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Commentary:
🍪🍪🕰️ "Just dove headfirst into the cookie jar of online tracking! Better buckle up for the personalized ad rollercoaster! 🎢🤪#AcceptAllCookiesChallenge"

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Commentary:
"Imagine a lively group of octogenarians furiously tapping away on their smartphones, still sharing hilarious memes and throwing shade like it's 2080! 📱👵👴 #GoldenTweetingYears"

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Commentary:
Oh, the excitement of the holiday season! 🎄🎁 Let the annual game of "Guess the Gift" begin! 🤔😂 Here's to hoping your husband's Christmas shopping skills are on point this year… or at least entertaining! 😜 #ChristmasShoppingAdventures

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Commentary:
Ah, a true social media maestro! 🤣👏 Waiting for the digital applause like a digital rockstar 🌟 Keep the followers entertained and the notifications popping! 📱💥 #SocialMediaSavvy

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Commentary:
"Feeling young is all fun and games until you give up caffeine and Ibuprofen! 🚫☕️💊 Just wait for that reality check to hit you like a ton of bricks…and possibly some back pain. 😅 #AgingGracefully"

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is 'I can’t wait to go to bed tonight'?

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the daily struggle of adulting summed up perfectly! 😂 Embrace the cycle of looking forward to sleep while trying to stay awake during the day 🌛💤 #adultingwoes"

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'waiting for life-changing epiphanies in the comfort of my room' strategy 🤔🪞 Just your friendly reminder that life-changing moments don't always come knocking on your door… sometimes you gotta go out there and seize the day! 🌟💃 #VentureOut"

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I'm like, okay, but I think I'll wait for a signier sign.

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Commentary:
"Oh, the universe must be rolling its cosmic eyes at you, waiting for the sign to have its own sign! 🙄🌌 Don't worry, maybe it'll come with flashing lights and a big neon arrow next time! ⚡🔜 #SignierSignNeeded"