Funny quotes wait

61 Funny wait quotes

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025