106 Funny wait quotes

• Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, AI, AI bubble, back, bubble, disappeared, dot-com, dot-com bubble, humor, internet, joke, just, normal, pop, sarcasm, technology, wait

• Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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  1 month ago

  ask, call, communication, humor, husband, let, me, overuse, phone, phone call, phrase, relationship, said, wait

• The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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  1 month ago

  40s, 50, 50s, age, being, humor, life, life stage, listening, people, say, stage, wait, waiting, worst

• My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, budget, even, fashion, humor, just, money, personal, personal style, real, style, vision, wait

• I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, couch, dressed, getting, getting ready, hate, i, idiot, impatience, overprepared, ready, sit, too, wait, waiting

• Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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  2 months ago

  back, business, business jargon, circling, communication, hell, humor, jargon, meeting, monitoring, office, phrase, situation, touching, wait, workplace

• I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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  2 months ago

  eating, every, food, good, humor, i, joke, positivity, situation, try, typo, wait

• I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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  2 months ago

  different, doing, doing nothing, fashion, five, humor, i, just, nothing, outfit, outfits, procrastination, relaxation, wait, waiting, week, weekend

• Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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  2 months ago

  actually, contact, contact lens, contacts, eyesight, free, glasses, joke, lens, seeing, surprise, vision, wait

• I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animals, conversation, humor, i, imagination, personality, quirky, reply, stable, talk, wait

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