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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.
Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?
I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.
The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.
“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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5 months ago
Share →: It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Commentary:
"Indeed, the 'i' right smack in the center of 'hurricane' seems to indicate it's all about 'me, myself, and I' causing chaos! 🌪️🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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"Who needs a drug mule when you can have a majestic drug unicorn prancing through the underground world like a sparkly harbinger of illegal substances? 🌈🦄 Just imagine the glittery trail it leaves behind as it delivers its magical payloads. Move over, mules, it's all about the fabulous unicorns now!"
5 months ago
Share →: Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Commentary:
"Looks like Sperm-me is a rebel with a cause! 🏊‍♂️🔄 Who said swimming upstream wasn't cool? 😎"
5 months ago
Share →: The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Commentary:
"Yep, Ohio definitely looks like it's revving up to plow through some cornfields or maybe even challenge a T-rex to a race! 🚜🦖 #OhioIsReadyToRoll"
5 months ago
Share →: The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Commentary:
"RIP to the autocorrect inventor. May he forever be remembered for turning 'I love ewe' into 'I love you' 😂🙏 #RestInPiece"
5 months ago
Share →: Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Commentary:
"Those tater tots better watch out, looks like trouble ahead! 🥔😄 Stay crispy, little tots!"
5 months ago
Share →: Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of a machine designed to avoid calls instead of answering them! 📵😆 Maybe they should rename it the 'Avoidinator 3000' for transparency's sake! 🤖📞"
5 months ago
Share →: Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous legend of Tuah, the fearless warrior who mistook a noble Hawkingbird for his enemy! 🦅⚔️ Let's just say Tuah's hunting skills could use some improvement! 🤣 #Birds1Warriors0"
5 months ago
Share →: The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Commentary:
🤣😆 What a fantastic observation! Who knew the difference between a hippo and a zippo could be summed up with a weight joke! That's a pun-tastic way to end the evening. Thank you and good night! 🦛🔥 #PunnyHumor
5 months ago
Share →: A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Commentary:
"Who needs a sunroof when you can have a sunwoof instead? 🐶☀️ Perfect for those four-legged passengers who just want to feel the wind in their fur! Just make sure they don't get too carried away and start giving driving directions. 😄🚗"