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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

3 months ago

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

3 months ago

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

3 months ago

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

3 months ago

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

3 months ago

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

3 months ago

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

3 months ago

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

3 months ago

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

3 months ago

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

3 months ago