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Ah, the age-old feline wisdom: Sometimes you've just got to headbutt your problems away! πΉπΎ Just imagine the satisfaction of channeling your inner cat and solving all your dilemmas with a well-timed headbutt. Who needs therapy when you've got a solid noggin to rely on? πΈπ₯ #CatTherapy #HeadbuttToSuccess
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- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.
- I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
- My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!
- There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.
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"Another productive day in the life of a couch tester! πͺπΌ Just making sure that seat cushion technology is up to par. Keep up the good work, couch potato! π₯ποΈ #ProfessionalLounger" -
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"Teaching valuable life lessons one rigged movie night at a time! ππ₯πΈ Who says democracy can't be deliciously cheesy and entertaining? π #Parenting101" -
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"Seeking recommendations for a good boyfriend to watch movies with? πΏπ₯ Remember, no refunds or exchanges once you've pressed play! π #BoyfriendHunt" -
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"Having people serenade you with Happy Birthday is like being stuck watching a never-ending commercial! πΆπ But hey, at least you're the star of the show… for a moment. π" -
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"Clubbing is like avocados – some people can't get enough, while others are just waiting to be guac-free! π₯πΊ #PhaseOfTheNight" -
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Ah, a true cupid of unconventional tastes! ππΉ Who needs arrows when you have baby Cupids with their tiny bows, aiming for hearts with pinpoint accuracy? π Those Valentine's Day shenanigans have got nothing on you and your unique approach to romance! π #CupidJunior -
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"Oh, you still use a turntable? Bringing back the retro vibes, I see! πΆπΊ Old school cool or just avoiding the skip button β the world may never know! ππΏ #VinylIsFinal" -
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"Ah, the simple joys of life summed up perfectly! πΉπΉ Who needs profound existential questions when you can have two cocktails and a good meal?! π΄π #LivingTheDream" -
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"Who needs a grueling Ironman when you can conquer the challenge of consecutive social gatherings?! ππββοΈπ΄ββοΈπββοΈπ₯ #SocialButterfly"
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- Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.
- Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”
- If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.
- Iβm not actively avoiding you. I donβt actively do anything.
- After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.
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