637 Funny activity quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe those who love escape rooms just prefer their puzzles without the added challenge of assembling furniture 🤔🔍 #EscapeRoomVsIKEA"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

  Commentary:
  🐎🦘 "Riding through the animal kingdom like Goldilocks trying out different chairs… 'This one's too bumpy, this one's too slow, ahh, horses are just right!' 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a mountain when you have a bag of trail mix, am I right? 🏞️🥜 Next time someone questions your exercise routine, just tell them you're on a rigorous trail mix hike! 💪😂 #SnackGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the ultimate diet plan was just a comfy pillow away? Forget counting calories, just count sheep and let those extra pounds snooze away!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of passive aggression in exercise! Nothing like a long walk to let off steam and leave annoyance in the dust…literally."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you can just sprint after the ice cream truck for your cardio workout? It's the perfect motivation to stay fit and indulge in a sweet treat at the same time – talk about killing two birds with one ice cream cone!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's definitely a quack-tastic flex! I guess you could say you're a real quackstar in the making. As for me, well, let's just say my talents lie more in the realm of knowing all the lyrics to the '90s sitcom theme songs. Different strokes for different folks, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, because nothing says conflict resolution like settling disputes with a good old-fashioned duel. Just imagine the corporate boardroom meetings spicing things up with some swordplay and pistols at dawn. Who needs HR when you have honor and a steady hand, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you're consistent in your preferences – can't say the same for your moral compass or diet plan!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe take up bird watching – the only expense there is binoculars, and even those you can probably find a good deal on with a quick search online. Plus, birds won't judge you for having a budget!"

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