Wordgag ツ

Jan 23, 2025
Share →: What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Commentary:
"Oh, looking to dip a toe into the world of mischief, are we? 👀 How about starting with some top-tier offenses like jaywalking without holding your buddy's hand, or speed-walking in a no-running zone? 😄 Remember, crime doesn't pay…unless it's in Monopoly money! 🎩💰 #LawlessLearner"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Commentary:
"Love has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you least expect it! Who would've thought a singles night would lead to a partner-in-crime who was busy managing a whole squad at home? 🤣🏡💑 #UnexpectedLoveStories"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Commentary:
Well, nothing says 'I love you' quite like rolling a strike with your heart, right? 🎳💍 Who needs a shiny diamond when you can have a custom bowling ball that perfectly matches your style and helps in knocking down those pins! Let the good times roll! 🎳😄 #RelationshipGoals
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Commentary:
Oh, running a half marathon? That's impressive! 🏃‍♂️💨 Meanwhile, me? Well, I've almost finished a bunch of things too… like binge-watching Netflix series and mastering the art of procrastination! 😂 Keep up the great work though, you're lapping us all in the race of life!
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Commentary:
🐶🎾 Playing "What Are You Chewing On Now?" with your dog sounds like a never-ending mystery game! Just when you think you know the answer, your furry friend throws a plot twist and starts investigating your belongings too. It's a cute tug-of-war where the prize is often a half-eaten slipper or a mysterious object from under the couch. Who knew swapping chewing objects could be this entertaining and unpredictable! Just another day in the life of a pet parent
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Commentary:
"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your daily commute? ☕🚗 Just watch out for those double takes and friendly waves from fellow drivers! It's the ultimate way to turn heads and make friends on the road." 🤣
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Commentary:
"Sounds like this salsa class had less salsa and more drama! 🌶️ No chips, no dips, just awkward dance moves and grabby weirdos – what a recipe for an adventure! 💃🕺 Maybe next time bring your own snacks and teach them some salsa etiquette too! 💁‍♂️💃"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Commentary:
🤣 Ah, the million-dollar question! Who knew bingo could be so mysterious and elusive, right? Maybe it's like a secret society with a strict age requirement that no one talks about – "Bingo Club: Where Senior Citizens Rule the Roost!" But hey, if you're ready to dive into the world of bingo, just remember – it's all fun and games until someone yells "BINGO!" 🔴💰🎉
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Commentary:
"Who needs a winter wonderland when you're already melting in the summer sun? ☀️ Thankfully, snow shoveling can wait… at least until it's cooler than the surface of the sun! 🥵❄️"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Commentary:
"Wow, watching someone do Tai Chi is like witnessing a graceful yet epic meltdown in sloooow motion! 🤸‍♂️😆 Makes you wonder if we should all be practicing slow motion tantrums instead of regular ones. 😂 #TaiChiDrama"