170 Funny actually quotes

• It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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  actually, aging, aging humor, aging joke, anything, apathy, care, cynicism, energy, figure, humor, joke, just, life, life perspective, older, perspective, wisdom

• Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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  actually, books, buying, different, hobby, humor, leisure, pastime, reading

• The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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  actually, conspiracy, faked, humor, i, landing, Mars, moon, moon landing, proof, prove, space

• Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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  actually, character, emotional, emotional support, Gollum, humor, lord, Lord of the Rings, meme, precious, rings, support

• “What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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  actually, comedy, daily, daily grind, fresh, frustration, grind, hell, humor, irony, repetition, same, sarcasm, yesterday

• Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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  actually, behavior, communication, doing, just, men, most, motivation, stereotype, talk, things, want

• Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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  absent, absent father, actually, boss, daily, daily presence, day, distance, dynamics, emotional, emotional distance, emotional unavailability, emotionally, every, family, family dynamics, father, father figure, figure, final, humor, life, lol, met, parent-child, parent-child relationship, presence, relationship, sucks, unavailability, unavailable

• Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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  accusation, actually, anger, being, frustration, guilt, humor, irony, male, man, nobody, sarcasm, something

• Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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  actually, ask, career, curiosity, everyone, friend, humor, idea, late, living, long-term, mystery, relationship, social, still, too

• I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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  actually, desire, employment, humor, i, job, laziness, need, sarcasm, where, work

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