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Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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Shared recently on Discord:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Shared recently on X:

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Going viral on Twitch:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

Just landed via Discord:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Spotted on Instagram:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Spotted on Instagram:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Going viral on Slack:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Spotted on Instagram:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

12 Funny annoyed quotes

Funny annoyed quotes are the perfect way to turn irritation into laughter 😤😂 Whether you’re dealing with everyday annoyances or those little moments that test your patience, these witty gems bring a smile and a knowing nod 🙄✨ Get ready to embrace your inner sass and share some relatable vibes that say, I’m annoyed—but make it hilarious! 😆🔥

New funny annoyed quotes 👇

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

4 weeks ago

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If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

4 weeks ago

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Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

4 weeks ago

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

4 weeks ago

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

4 weeks ago

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

4 weeks ago

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

4 weeks ago

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

1 month ago

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

1 month ago

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

1 month ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

77 shares on Twitch this month:

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

97 shares on Telegram this month:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

48 shares on X this month:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

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All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Just shared via Pinterest:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Just landed via Slack:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Just landed via Snapchat:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Live now on Pinterest:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Live now on Threads:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Making waves on YouTube:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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